pertwk Chapter 252 Mrs. Yan and the Zhang Family
Chapter 252 Mrs. Yan and the Zhang Family
The third game – PVP.
The first person to reduce Jiang Ling's health to its lowest point, forcing her to use a healing potion, wins.
This game tests your precise judgment of timing. In the chaos of battle, killing the enemy leader (or getting a kill) is common, and it's even allowed in the assessment...
Jiang Ling: ……
Li Meiyu, fully armored, scoffed, "What are you looking at, you idiot blondie? Hurry up and get ready to start!"
Jiang Ling settled into a comfortable position on the sofa and sighed helplessly, "Ugh, the pressure from that blond guy?"
Snap snap snap snap—!
Li Meiyu pressed the controller buttons rapidly, unleashing a flurry of attacks with lightning speed.
The little female imp descended from the sky, unleashing a wind egg and a heavy hammer, smashing it down hard on the head of the little character in the game.
Snapped!
The force was so great that it slammed Jiang Ling's Steve into the hole, and darkness fell instantly.
Jiang Ling: ˗ˋˏ♡ˎˊ˗
Snap! Snap! Snap!
She started rising and falling repeatedly, her high-speed, continuous movements leaving people dizzy and disoriented.
It's important to know that the Wind Egg can briefly lift a character into the air, and the hit detection of the Heavy Hammer is related to height...
If nothing unexpected happens.
If she keeps hitting him repeatedly, dozens of times, even if he has already consumed the enchanted golden apple and has the ability to resist automatically, he will still be hit by her high-speed combo until he spits out healing potions, or even casts a resurrection totem!
Yan Youyou frantically tapped on the controller, but she was a step too slow for Meiyu and could only choose to fix Steve's feet.
After all, Jiang Ling's Steve's armor only covered his legs and above, while the armor value below his legs was zero!
Jiang Ling gasped, "Wow... that pedicure technique is amazing! I've never seen Youyou voluntarily get her toenails done before..."
"I never imagined she was a natural-born pedicure master..."
"Hmph... you stinky blondie, Meiyu can sense it, your health is almost gone, isn't it?" Li Meiyu gritted her teeth, a bead of sweat rolling down her fair forehead. "Hurry up and use the healing potion..."
She's almost at her limit now—
Taking off first and then crashing down hard, while also finding the perfect angle to hit Steve on the head, is an extremely energy-consuming task.
Even though she was very skilled, she still found it very difficult to play.
Jiang Ling: Oh ho ho ho~
He kept blocking and parrying, but he could never defeat Miu head-on. Ultimately, his strength lay in his endurance, not in short bursts of power...
Therefore, defeat is inevitable...
"No, Ah Ling, I'm sure I'll win..." Yan Youyou took a deep breath and started frantically typing on the controller—
This changes the operation from two-finger to four-finger, allowing you to use your toes to press the jump and attack buttons.
Jiang Ling: !!!
click-
The resurrection totem held in the left hand burst forth with a dazzling light, then vanished in a burst of golden light...
The final blow!
Li Meiyu and Yan Youyou's eyes sharpened simultaneously, and they both took a deep breath, their minds inexplicably flashing back to moments spent with Jiang Ling.
Words like "bond," "commitment," and "responsibility" converge into the power at your fingertips at this moment.
Li Meiyu opened her eyes and smashed her head hard!
Yan Youyou gritted her teeth and slapped his foot hard!
They were shouting in their hearts—my bond with that stinky blondie (Ah Ling) is no less than yours!
boom--
In the end, it was Miyu's heavy hammer that struck Steve's head first, slamming him hard into the hole...
In order to survive, Steve handed over the healing potion...
Jiang Ling: །–_–།
Li Meiyu: Yan Youyou = 2:1
The ultimate winner is—Li Meiyu!
Exhausted, the two threw down the controllers and collapsed onto the cold floor, panting heavily.
Their gazes met silently in the air.
The initially confrontational atmosphere unexpectedly gave way to a shared appreciation for each other.
"Youyou, I'll probably never forget having such a respectable opponent as you in my entire life," Li Meiyu said, extending her little finger first, her ear tips slightly red, but she still maintained her proud tone.
"I lost this time, I'm so sorry I couldn't give you enough fun," Yan Youyou said with a smile, extending her little finger and hooking it tightly with her own. "But next time, I'll definitely win..."
"From now on, you'll be 'Second Auntie.' Move in with us, so that stinky blondie won't be running around anymore..."
"Hmm... Is it really okay?"
"Since you are a respectable opponent, there is no reason why you should not be a respectable friend."
"Ah... well... I'd be impolite to refuse."
Jiang Ling: ……
Wait, what are you two getting so worked up about?!
He sighed, quit the game, and turned off his PS5.
"You two are really something, working up a sweat playing games..." He carried the two of them into the bathroom.
Soon after, the sound of rushing water could be heard.
"Ugh, you idiot, smelly blondie~ Give Miyu a good wash!"
"Ah Ling, let me scrub your back..."
"Okay, then I'll scrub Youyou's back, Youyou will scrub Stinky Yellow Hair's back, and Stinky Yellow Hair will scrub my back..."
Jiang Ling: =ᗜωᗜ=
"Is this what it means for everyone to get a back massage together?"
……
Click, click—
Just as the three of them finished showering and were happily drying their hair with the hairdryer...
Suddenly, the sound of a key turning in the lock came from the entryway.
Yan Youyou's eyes turned cold, and she stopped what she was doing.
That woman... is back.
"Lord Kazama, please take a look at my daughter. She is absolutely qualified to be a 'saint' of the church..."
"Now that the doctrine has changed from 'original sin' to 'dedication,' I, who have been freed from original sin, should contribute to the church..." Mrs. Yan's voice was filled with morbid fanaticism as she bowed respectfully to the masked middle-aged man beside her. "This contribution is my good-for-nothing daughter..."
Kazama Yun nodded with feigned profundity, then said in a high-pitched, affected voice, "Ah... well, in this regard, we still need to investigate carefully..."
"Yes, yes, yes..."
Kazama Yun glanced sideways at Mrs. Yan, whose face was beaming with fervor, and couldn't help but think to himself—he had truly stumbled upon incredible luck.
First, all the high-ranking members of the Church of the Dead died inexplicably, and he went from being an unknown nobody to becoming the only person in power in the church.
Later, he decisively revised the doctrine, transforming the "Teach of Withered Things" into the "Teach of Withered Gods," and he himself became the supreme god of the religion.
However, a large number of people died, and the number of believers was severely insufficient.
In order to attract more followers, he planned to follow the example of other crab-leg cults and create a "saintess" to entice people to join...
It especially attracts those teenagers and young adults in their twenties like Xiao Chunan, who are willing to do anything in a moment of impulsiveness.
The so-called "saint" is nothing more than a "woman".
"Um?"
As Mrs. Yan bent down to get slippers for the patriarch, she caught a glimpse of two unfamiliar pairs of men's and women's shoes sitting in the corner of the entryway.
He immediately frowned and shouted sternly towards the living room:
"Youyou, get out here! Who gave you permission to bring people home like that?!"