Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Chapter 245 Yes, she's pregnant too.

Early in the morning, after handing over the tasks.

They said goodbye to Shangguan Yunque, Shen Yue, and Youyou.

back home.

The large villa was quiet, with a touch of the chill of early morning.

Jiang Ling pushed open the door to the master bedroom and saw Li Meiyu curled up in the middle of the bed, fast asleep.

The silly Miyu was wearing a light purple thin nightgown, the kind with gauze. As always, she slept in a terrible position, stretching out her limbs in a carefree manner. The hem of the nightgown was rolled up to her navel, revealing a large expanse of fair and tender skin, completely unguarded.

Jiang Ling: =ᗜωᗜ=

He tiptoed to the bedside, stretched out his fingertip, and gently pinched her soft little belly.

"Ugh... um~" Li Meiyu frowned slightly, groggily turned over, and kicked his hand in the process, muttering:

"You stinky blondie... get lost... Miyu wants dumplings..."

"Miyu, if you kick again, you'll expose yourself on the second time." Jiang Ling reached out and caught her foot, squeezing her soft palm and reminding her in a low voice.

"Oh..." Li Meiyu was half asleep. She kicked him impatiently again, turned over, wrapped herself in the blanket, and continued to sleep.

Jiang Ling looked at Mei Yu's sleeping face and sighed softly.

I don't know how to tell Youyou about this.

However, when she was at Kexin's house before, she said that if Kexin wanted a child, she could have one...

In other words... the fact that other women were also pregnant with his child...

If I tell Miyu, she probably won't be angry, right?

Anyway, things have come to this point, and there's no turning back.

Having learned a painful lesson from Youyou's experience, Jiang Ling has now completely come to terms with things.

Sometimes, telling them the whole story, being sincere, and admitting your mistake quickly is a thousand times better than hiding it for a long time and waiting for the truth to come out.

Now that the harem has been opened, one must adopt the attitude of an "emperor".

Hiding and concealing, that's just typical of a timid woman!

However, as the saying goes—

Sometimes, whether something succeeds or not depends on whether there is sufficient "preparation".

Miu, the idiot, is at the peak of her morning grumpiness.

Now stand up and say it out loud: Meiyu, I have good news and even better news for you—the good news is that the pollution problem in Shilu has been resolved and will not affect the baby's growth and development; the better news is that Youyou is also pregnant, and yes, it's mine too, just last night…

Tsk, I have a feeling that Miyu will do something terrible to him... Even if she doesn't kill him, it will take a lot of effort to coax him, and there's a high chance she won't be able to coax him.

What if she takes a plane overnight to find Kuroba and cry her heart out...?

Then he really has to put on a dramatic show of chasing after his wife.

After thinking for a moment, Jiang Ling went to the bathroom and took a fragrant hot shower.

He then quietly slipped into the covers and gently pulled Meiyu's small, soft body, still carrying the unique milky scent of a married woman and a young girl, into his arms.

"Mmm..." Li Meiyu snuggled closer to him, finding a comfortable position, and her breathing became longer and more even.

Jiang Ling carefully held her, adjusted her to the most comfortable position, and quietly waited for her to wake up.

After half an hour.

"Yawn... Mmm... I slept so well..." Li Meiyu rubbed her sleepy eyes and woke up groggily.

She looked up and saw Jiang Ling with a big smile on his face. His perfect jawline was like a hook, making her heart flutter.

Who could resist waking up to see their husband's stunningly handsome face?

"Um... what are you doing..." A faint blush rose on Li Meiyu's chubby face, and she gave a soft snort. "Giving me such a fawning smile first thing in the morning, do you like me?!"

Jiang Ling nodded: "I like her, I like Miyu the most."

"Hmm..." Li Meiyu was taken aback again, a hint of suspicion flashing in her eyes, "You...you've changed your ways? Why are you acting like such a sweetheart..."

"Oh?" Jiang Ling chuckled softly, gently brushing her nose with his fingertip. "I've always been a warm-hearted guy."

"No matter when, I can always offer you warmth unconditionally..."

As he spoke, he lowered his head and kissed Miyu's smooth and delicate forehead tenderly.

"Pah!" Li Meiyu's heart pounded wildly. His close kiss made her weak all over, but she still wouldn't let it go, scolding him in a coquettish voice, "What are you up to... um... suddenly becoming so gentle, there's definitely something wrong!"

Jiang Ling smiled and picked her up in his arms: "Meiyu, I'll take care of everything for you today, okay?"

Then, he carried Miyu to the bathroom.

Just when Li Meiyu thought he was going to do something naughty again—he actually squeezed the toothpaste himself, helped Meiyu brush her teeth and wash her face, and when he took off her nightgown, he didn't touch her inappropriately, but simply and neatly changed her into her everyday clothes...

Then, she carefully put on white stockings for her, making her look beautiful, just like a delicious little cake.

Li Meiyu's expression grew increasingly strange.

That's not right...

This is not the usual smelly blond guy at all!

—If it were any other time, he would have pounced on her while she was sleeping, wanting her to play Minecraft with him…

"Hey~ Miyu, your favorite fried eggs, runny yolk, and galactose milk and toast..."

Jiang Ling handed her a loaf of toast with condensed milk spread on it and thoughtfully put a fork in it for her.

Li Meiyu stared at the toast in her hand, then suddenly realized what he meant. She glared at him disdainfully, put her hands on her hips, and angrily shouted, "Fine! I knew it!"

Jiang Ling: ?

"Is this really condensed milk?" Li Meiyu's cheeks flushed red as she glared at him angrily. "It's that same trick again, isn't it? You bastard, disgusting, despicable blondie..."

"All you ever do is come up with ridiculous ways to tease Miu-sama!"

She took a big bite of toast, but after chewing it a couple of times, she froze.

Eh...

It seems... it seems like just regular toast with regular condensed milk...

Li Meiyu didn't believe it. After living together for so long, she simply couldn't believe that Jiang Ling would do something to please her for no reason!

Something must be wrong.

She immediately took a big gulp of milk, then frowned slightly: "Hmm...it's just normal milk..."

Wait, there are also soft-boiled eggs!

She quickly used a fork to poke open the soft-boiled egg, and golden, semi-solid egg liquid flowed out. She took a bite, and it tasted exactly normal, without any hint of anything fishy.

Damn it!

She stared at Jiang Ling, who was greeting her with a smile, and wondered, "Where exactly did things go wrong?"

"You stinking blondie! You piece of trash!" Li Meiyu angrily cursed at him. "What exactly do you want? Can't you just tell Meiyu directly? You piece of trash! I hate you!"

Jiang Ling looked completely innocent and smiled gently, "What are you talking about, Meiyu? I just wanted to make you happy today and serve you well all day..."

"No way! You big pervert, if you had nothing to hide, Miyu would have eaten all the cakes in the fridge!"

Jiang Ling: "..."

Good grief, Miyu, you just want to eat cake, don't you?

"Okay, Meiyu," Jiang Ling thought for a moment, then picked her up again, "Do you want to play Minecraft with me now?"

"Hmm..." Li Meiyu chewed on her soft-boiled egg and toast, her eyes darting around. "Why ask this... um... if I really have to say... so early in the morning... um... isn't that a bit inappropriate?"

"Do you want to?" he asked.

"I...I do want to..."

Jiang Ling nodded: "OK..."

[To save data, we'll just briefly mention it.]

"Oh my god, you must have taken the wrong medicine today..." Li Meiyu felt relaxed and comfortable, nestled lazily in his arms, in an extremely good mood.

The time was ripe.

Jiang Ling coughed lightly and said, "Meiyu, I have good news for you, even better news. Which would you like to hear first?"

"Oh?" Full and satisfied, Li Meiyu stopped daydreaming. Her eyes sparkled as she wrapped her arms around his neck and laughed.

"Okay, okay~ Tell Miu everything, I want to hear it~"

"The first piece of good news," Jiang Ling said calmly, closing the door and windows and drawing the curtains. "It's... the pollution problem has been solved."

"Oh." Li Meiyu nodded, thinking to herself, investigating such a simple matter would definitely be no problem for that stinky blond guy~

"And what's the even better news?"

Jiang Ling hugged her tightly, leaned close to her ear, and whispered:

"I...I got Youyou pregnant too."

"Huh? You, say that again?"

"Yes, that is... Youyou is pregnant with... my child."

Li Meiyu: ʕ ᵔᴥᵔ ʔ

The smile froze on her fair and delicate face.

"You stinking blondie... I'll fuck your name, Feng!"