Wait, why is this blond guy a lolicon?

Chapter 218 Youyou Wants to Live Together

Shen Yue's purple tuft of hair gently brushed against his cheek, and she reached out to wipe away the grease stains from the corner of his mouth.

Her slender, pale little fingertip gently brushed against his lips, her petite body leaning forward slightly, almost pressing her entire body against his.

That look was just like the world's most clingy girlfriend in love.

They were being unusually affectionate.

Yan Youyou, who was sitting opposite her, saw all of this.

She clutched her chest tightly, biting her lower lip with her teeth. It felt as if her heart was being gripped by an icy hand, the pain making it hard for her to breathe.

My Ah Ling...

I saw him with another woman with my own eyes...

woo woo woo...

Jiang Ling: ……

A faint blush flashed across Shen Yue's cheeks, as if she had suddenly thought of something. She quickly sent a message to Youyou.

Next, I'm going to perform further desensitization for you. Are you willing?

Yan Youyou stared blankly at her phone screen, her fingertips trembling.

Just seeing them holding hands and sharing a bento box was enough to break her heart, let alone anything more...

She couldn't even imagine what it would become!

Yan Youyou bit her lower lip until it turned white: [What... going further?]

Shen Yue responded: "He and I went to the small room next door and made some noise. Of course, it was all an act, how about that...?"

"Ah?!" Yan Youyou exclaimed in surprise.

Jiang Ling had activated her telepathic abilities and knew what they had talked about, but she still pretended to be puzzled and asked, "What's wrong, Youyou?"

Yan Youyou's breathing quickened, and she shook her head repeatedly, "N-nothing..."

Acting... and making noise in the room?!

That kind of thing...that kind of thing!

Just thinking about it makes my heart ache... It really hurts!

She immediately refused: "That kind of thing... isn't it too early, Shen Yue..."

However, Shen Yue smiled faintly:

"Yes, that makes sense. Then I'll go into the small room with him without making a sound."

She stared blankly at the new message, her mind momentarily unable to process it.

No...not making a sound?

Just going into a small room?

And then... just stay quietly?

If that's the case... maybe... it's possible...

Having witnessed everything, Jiang Ling rubbed his forehead, his gaze sweeping over Shen Yue's petite and slender back, and he couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

As expected of that cunning, purple-haired loli!

He's a master of psychological warfare!

First, make a request that Youyou would never accept. Once she refuses, immediately follow up with your real request.

Furthermore, the first request was to be a question, and the second was to be a statement, with an unquestionable tone that virtually eliminated the possibility of Youyou refusing.

Jiang Ling exclaimed, "What a thoroughly enjoyable battle of wits!"

"In terms of psychological tactics, Shen Yue, upon entering the fray, I would respectfully address you as... Le!"

as predicted.

Yan Youyou's mind went blank, and she blankly agreed to Shen Yuexin's desensitization plan.

Jiang Ling thought to herself, "I must spend a good time with Youyou tonight and make it up to her..."

It's too awful.

Alan was at least passive...

"Let's go!" Shen Yue's eyes flashed, and she gently pushed his back with her small hand, like herding a calf, "Hurry up and go inside!"

"That Youyou..."

Yan Youyou turned her head away, biting her lower lip, her expression unreadable. "A-Ling... go."

The two entered the small room where they had previously collected blood samples.

It was right here back then.

The two completed their first May-December romance and signed a "blood and other product purchase agreement"—which also conveniently secured Youyou a job as an assistant.

The door had just closed.

Shen Yue immediately pounced on him, her eyes gleaming with excitement and cunning, and reached out to pull at his belt.

"quick!"

Jiang Ling: ……

"Wait a minute, Shen Yue, aren't you going too far with Youyou?" Jiang Ling interrupted her.

He felt that, as Youyou's boyfriend, even though he had an ambiguous relationship with Shen Yue, bullying Youyou like this... had gone beyond the scope of desensitization.

"[Too much?]" Shen Yue stared at him, a smirk playing on her lips: "[You knew perfectly well that I was helping you solve your backyard problems, which is why you didn't stop me from the beginning, and even cooperated with my performance, right?]"

Now that the treatment is becoming more "effective," you're jumping out and putting on a saintly act of "I'm doing this for Youyou's own good" and "I feel sorry for her"?

What makes you so superior?

[You're the one who went the worst, aren't you?]

[Clearly harboring feelings for more than one person, yet still putting on a show of deep affection, wanting this one while being reluctant to let go of that one.]

[Make them jealous and tormented by your presence.]

Now that someone is willing to help you untangle this mess using "acting," are you suddenly becoming hesitant?

【hypocritical!】

Holy crap, Shen Yue, you really have a sharp tongue!

Jiang Ling fell silent, then coughed lightly. "So, what do you want to do now?"

Shen Yue tilted her head, her ahoge (cowlick) bobbing, seemingly puzzled as to why he asked that question.

She answered in her steady voice, as if it were the most natural thing in the world:

"Have a meal."

"Isn't this inappropriate?"

What are you still pretending for?

Jiang Ling: ……

No, I can't take it anymore, my fists are hard!

He took a deep breath.

He swiftly and decisively grabbed Shen Yue's slender wrist, and with a gentle pull, caused her petite body to stumble.

Then he tackled her to the ground on the examination bed next to him, which was covered with a sterile mat.

And then.

They played Minecraft on a tablet in the small room.

……

Minecraft is a game suitable for two-player online co-op.

One of the bosses is called the Guardian, who guards the ancient treasure chests in the ancient city, which contain a wealth of resources.

Finding the treasure chest is no easy task.

Making noise during the search can easily trigger the guards' alert.

This is something neither Jiang Ling nor Shen Yue wanted to see.

Therefore, after downloading the Hidden Biome.

The two switched to a staggered formation, one at the beginning and one at the end, keeping their voices down the entire time until they found the ancient treasure chest.

After opening.

Shen Yue, with a satisfied expression, took all the treasure.

She ate all the rewards by herself; what a greedy little purple-haired girl!

……

outside

Yan Youyou covered her face with both hands.

He collapsed weakly onto the cold lab table, pressing his burning cheeks against the metal surface.

I tried to cool my chaotic thoughts and wildly beating heart with the coolness.

Her gaze kept glancing towards the door.

No sound came from inside.

But she felt inexplicably uneasy—as if something was out of her control.

"No, calm down, it's just acting..."

She tried to convince herself—no matter what, you're the girl who's gone the furthest with Ah Ling!

Lan Xinlan, blushing at the slightest touch, is nothing but a worthless wretch.

I, Yan Youyou, am the one who went that far with A-Ling!

Thinking this way, she gradually calmed down... it seemed like she was really desensitized.

After the two came out...

Yan Youyou subconsciously peeked inside and quickly glanced around—

The tablet was still lit up, displaying the Minecraft game screen. The floor was clean and empty.

So they really were playing video games!

"Phew... thankfully nothing happened..." Yan Youyou breathed a long sigh of relief, her heart finally at ease.

The brave and fearless blond warrior fed the cunning little dragon, and was finally able to escape the evil dragon's lair with the princess.

"Youyou, let's go to the hotel next door," Jiang Ling said.

"Huh? This...is it that sudden?" Yan Youyou was so overwhelmed with joy that she nodded obediently.

The two went downstairs to the 7-Eleven and bought two new ready-made lunch boxes to make up for not being able to eat together at noon. They also grabbed a few bottles of low-alcohol sparkling fruit wine.

"Ah Ling, I don't drink alcohol," Yan Youyou said softly, blinking her wet eyes.

Jiang Ling poured the wine into her mouth, saying, "Alright, just drink it down and you'll feel better."

He could sense that Youyou was in a bad mood using his Observation Haki, so he decided to drown his sorrows in alcohol and got Youyou drunk.

Talking sweet nothings to Youyou while she's still dazed and confused, and making love to her, can effectively suppress her negative emotions.

The two of them strolled along, sharing sparkling wine.

A cool night breeze, carrying the scent of alcohol, swept by. Yan Youyou's pale cheeks gradually flushed red, and her eyes began to glaze over. Her gaze towards Jiang Ling became even more dependent and tender.

We arrived at the hotel.

"Let's play Minecraft, there are two computers in the hotel," Jiang Ling said.

"Hmm—okay~"

After finishing the game.

Yan Youyou finally regained her good mood and rubbed against his chest like a little black cat, her delicate index finger circling his chest.

"Hey~"

"Um?"

"Ah Ling, um... I... I got my royalties, and I have a lot of money now."

"Congratulations," he said, ruffling her hair.

"Hmm." Yan Youyou comfortably squinted her eyes and asked cautiously, "Then, A-Ling, there's something I'd like to ask you, is that alright?"

"What is it?"

"She wants to live with Ah Ling..."