villain king

Chapter 324 Plan

Chapter 324 Plan

"Where do you go hunting? In the wilderness, where prey come out."

"Yes."

Guo Degang has a lot of stage experience. Seeing Ji Yun's changes in appearance and movements, he knew that the cross talk was going to come to an end.

"But accidents are easy to happen in this wilderness. It's impossible not to pay attention." Ji Yun pointed his finger, "That time his father encountered a snake. It's not an ordinary snake, a cobra!"

"A poisonous snake."

"This snake will die if you touch it, if you touch it, you will die."

"Yo, that's dangerous."

He suddenly raised his voice to attract everyone's attention: "This snake has a sense of territory. When it sees the old man coming over, it immediately stands up and sticks its tongue out at his father."

Ji Yun stood up straight, swallowed his tongue quickly, and made a sound at the same time: "Slightly slightly slightly slightly~"

"Hahahahaha."

Guo Degang covered his face, and he laughed a little too. "Why do all the animals in your stories look so mean?"

"His father pinched the gate and put one leg on the ground. The guy dared to despise me. He drew out his big bow and set an arrow and shot. Just the arrow. The snake dodged it."

Not only is it described verbally, but Ji Yun is still performing hard.

Like the XJ dance, the shoulders do not move and the neck moves sideways with the head to the left.

It wasn't enough to move his head, he also squinted his eyes, staring directly in front of him with contempt.

"Crack, another arrow!"

Ji Yun's head moved to the right again.

Guo Degang couldn't stand it anymore, "This is still a XJ snake."

"His father got angry when he saw it, but he didn't panic. There was a goshawk standing on his shoulder?"

"Yes." Guo Degang also thought of this, "The eagle eats the snake."

"As soon as his father patted the shoulder, the eagle buzzed and went out, and a toad got up next to it, and it ate the eagle."

Ji Yun jumped around for a while, probably feeling that his description was too absurd, so he coughed to cover up his embarrassment.

"Hahahahahaha."

The combination of a series of performances and lines like a cannonball made the audience laugh all over the stage.

Guo Degang stood on the stage, speechless.

After holding back for a while, he opened his mouth dumbly, "I don't understand."

He patted Ji Yun on the shoulder, "Come on, kid, start your sophistry, and explain to me how a toad jumped out and ate the eagle."

Ji Yun slapped his thigh, "I read it wrong, it was the snake that killed the eagle!"

"Oh——" Guo Degang suddenly realized that he could no longer be hypocritical, "It is understandable that a snake can be regarded as a toad, so you continue to make up."

"Then it's difficult to handle now, the ability of this whole body makes it escape."

"Don't deal with it, just run away."

Ji Yun said in a loud voice: "Can you outrun it? It flies on the grass. Besides, snakes bite objects that move, so if they move, they will definitely be bitten."

"My father smashed his wife's glass with a slingshot."

"Your father has a way."

Guo Degang was surprised and said, "Is there any other way? The toads have eaten the eagles."

"Don't worry, your father picked up a stick slowly. Slowly, don't disturb it. Slowly, aim at the snake's head, snap! Just like that."

"What's the matter?"

"Knock it off!"

"Go to hell!"

After the bottom was turned, the two looked at each other, making sure there was nothing more to say, bowed to the applauding audience, and stepped off the stage together.

Walking off the stage, Yu Qian was greeted with a smile on his face.

"That's right, my lord."

Ji Yun wiped the sweat from his head, "I'm exhausted, thanks to Mr. Guo stretching for me."

In the past, when performing in front of the camera, if the performance is not good, you can call the card.

There was no chance to repeat this performance, he put his whole body and soul into it, for fear that something might go wrong.

The twenty minutes on stage was not as long as a scene during acting, but he was so tired that his neck was sweating.

After stepping off the stage, the cold wind blew up his body and made him sober up a lot.

"You have a good story to tell."

Guo De just took a sip of tea and said with a smile: "When you came on stage, you thought you had no idea, but when you take advantage of the stage, it's very smooth."

"Don't worry about it." Ji Yun apologized.

"Don't take it to heart, there is no big or small on stage, and you are not a professional cross talk actor."

Qiao Shan handed hot tea to Ji Yunye from the side, "Boss, you are awesome."

Ji Yun raised his eyebrows, "Is it great?"

"awesome!"

Ji Yun took a sip of water, "Is there any problem if you are allowed to perform on this stage?"

Qiao Shan nodded: "No problem."

"Okay, then I'll give you a chance later."

Qiao Shan's eyes lit up, "I also want to talk about cross talk?"

"It's not about cross talk." Ji Yun didn't bother to explain to him, "I'll tell you when I get back."

"Okay." Qiao Shan stepped back happily.

Yu Qian squinted at Qiao Shan, suddenly remembered something, slapped his forehead and said, "Look at my memory, I almost forgot the business."

"What's the matter?" Guo Degang asked with raised eyebrows.

Yu Qian pointed at Qiao Shan, "This kid is going to host a talk show, didn't you invite me this time?"

"Oh, so it's because of this that I drank too much."

"Yes." Yu Qian nodded with a smile, "I promised Ji Yun earlier that if he comes on stage, I will bring you to the show."

"Hey!" Guo Degang said to Ji Yun, "You are planning to catch us old brothers all at once."

Ji Yundao: "Isn't this a chance for you to speak up?"

Guo Degang nodded, and after careful consideration, this is indeed the case.

Although the audience are fans of this fan and that all day long, if something happens in this circle, they will each hit [-] big boards at the end of the chat.

Regardless of who is right and who is wrong, it is not surprising that anything happens in the entertainment industry.

It seems that this circle is already filthy.

Well, Guo Degang almost thinks so too.

But he is different!

He is in the cross talk circle, or half-launched in the cross talk circle.

The kind of fringe elements who are not tolerated by the mainstream cross talk circle.

It's okay if his peers don't support him, and the audience likes to watch this kind of Dragon Quest drama.

But he can't lose the audience's reputation and wind direction.

Why did Wang Wenlin and Xu Deliang leave Deyun Club? He has to talk about it, and now he is worried that there is no channel for it to happen.

Ji Yun is sending pillows.

"Okay, I happen to have nothing to do, let's spend more time with the teacher."

Yu Qian laughed and said, "You are treating me like a dog, and you are still stalking me."

Ji Yundao: "Teacher Guo, it's not just about this matter, our previous comedy competition plan is not over yet."

Guo Degang took a sip of his tea, "Isn't it almost the same? I don't understand the preparations behind the scenes."

"That's not it, we need a host."

Yu Qiandao: "Then you have to find a highly respected host."

Later, Guo Degang was more suitable for this position, but he is now in a fight with his peers. Without so many years of accumulation, he still can't bear the word "virtuous and respected".

Guo Degang said solemnly: "It's best if you don't have much contact with the contestants, so don't favor them."

Ji Yun rolled his eyes. When you became the host, you changed into a coat and went on stage to make a fuss. Now you are speaking decently.

I still don't know it hurts because the needle didn't pierce my body.

Yu Qian's eyes lit up: "What do you think of Chen Peisi?"

　Two updates today, my head hurts when I write cross talk

(End of this chapter)