Ultraman: What do you mean by saying L77 is about to explode?

Chapter 53: You absolutely must join our team!

"And you, Hitler." Kaul turned to look at the spirited young man. "You conduct flight training in the city every day, even leaving trails of noise all the time. Apart from disturbing civilians' sleep and getting speeding tickets from Soruka, what outstanding contributions have you made to this world? Your so-called top speed is nothing but children's play."

"You!!" Hitler was so angry that he almost attacked Kaul directly.

"Mr. Kaul, what do you think they should do?" Tiga asked from the side. He had always felt that his two partners had too much energy, but as a friend, he could only try to mediate their fights and couldn't find a fundamental solution.

At most, he would talk to the two people to prevent them from fighting. Even if they did fight, he would simply hold them down and prevent them from moving.

Kaur smiled, walked back to Youlian's desk, and tapped his finger on the surface.

"Commander Yu Lian, I heard on the way that recently, due to tectonic activity, a large number of rocks have collapsed in the active volcanic area of ​​the southern mountains, blocking the main trade route between the ancient capital and more than a dozen surrounding cities, is that right?"

Yu Lian was taken aback, then nodded: "Yes, the rocks there contain geothermal energy, are extremely heavy, and are quite hot. The engineering team of the garrison regiment has not had enough manpower and resources to clear them, and this matter has been delayed for half a month."

"Isn't this ready-made?" Kaul turned around, pointed to Darram, and told Darram to use it to serve humanity.

"Daram! Didn't you want to prove you're stronger and have purer power than Daya? I think we should already hold the first bench press competition in the southern volcanic region. Those collapsed basalt rocks, each weighing tens of thousands of tons, are radiating extremely high temperatures! I just extended an invitation to Daya, and he's probably already started moving rocks! Do you really want to just watch him take away what you consider the highest honor, the title of the Guard Regiment's Number One Muscle Man?!"

There was actually no competition at all, and there was no such stupid title as "the most muscular guy in the garrison."

But only a muscle-bound idiot like Darram would chase after such a title.

Darram also cooperated by showing his disapproval, turning red upon hearing it.

"What? There's actually a competition like this! And that sweet potato guy Daya actually dared to go first?!" Darram roared, his muscles swelling wildly, as if he had been injected with some strange little potion.

"Give me the coordinates! I'm going to show Daya right now that I'm the real muscleman! I'll show that guy who the real power is!"

Kaul casually tossed over a mission report, which Darram caught without even saying hello to Yu Lian. He immediately pulled out his Spark Prism, transformed into his giant form, and charged out of the base, leaving a trail of red light in the sky.

"Simply address the problem directly and take care of one of them. Commander, next time just use the right methods to deal with them, don't hold back." Kaul clapped his hands and looked at the dumbfounded Hitler.

"Hitler, and as for you," Kaul's tone turned somewhat disdainful.

"You keep saying you're fast, but you're just a guy who likes to speed recklessly, and you even break speed limits."

"But if that's the case, what if we go to a place without speed limits? So as far as I know, Captain Yuzare has a lot of urgent documents about 'preventing the dark resurgence of R'lyeh,' which need to be sent to all parts of the world in written form, so..."

Kaul stepped forward and looked at Hitler.

"That guy Soruka, as soon as he heard about this mission, he went to the logistics department to pick up his package. Before he left, he said, 'Hitler's speed is only suitable for calm cities. If he really went to all over the world, he wouldn't even be able to catch my exhaust fumes.'"

"That slowpoke dares to say that to me?!?!?!"

Veins bulged on Hitler's forehead as he crushed the willow leaf in his hand.

"Commander, hand over all those damned documents to me. Today, I will not only deliver them all, but I will also carve 'Soruka is a snail' on the gateposts of every outpost." Hitler had even envisioned this scene.

Youlian pulled a large bundle of documents out from under the table.

These could have been linked online instead of being text-based, but since Kaur had said so, she wanted to see what this newcomer could do.

Hitler moved with lightning speed, instantly gathering all the documents into his robes and vanishing from sight in a purple light.

That speed was even three times faster than when he was in the city.

Although she was speeding, Yu Lian already had some special thoughts in her mind, all of which were brought to her by Kao Er.

Outside the window, Hitler's distant shouts could be faintly heard: "Soruka! You slowpoke, eat my exhaust fumes!"

An eerie silence fell over the office once again.

In less than two minutes, the two mad giants arrived and left in a hurry, completely disregarding everyone else.

He didn't even say anything to the leader or Tiga, and now everyone sensed that something was wrong.

Her personality was completely wrong, and she was completely wrong in person. Everything changed after R'lyeh came back.

However, under Kaul's command, two guys who were originally bad-natured and even seduced by darkness in the original timeline were just... fooled by a few words and ran away, starting as volunteer mountain clearers and global express delivery couriers.

Yu Lian stared blankly at her desk.

This group of people doesn't act like they're the leader at all. They just do whatever they're told. Is this how you manage people?

Is this what psychology is all about?

Are these aliens?!

The team leader, who worked overtime every day, looked at Kaul with a look on his face, which was covered with dark circles under his eyes, as if he had seen a god descend.

"Mr. Kaur...please join the Earth Star Guard Corps. I'm willing to make you my advisor." Yu Lian's voice was very happy as she grabbed Kaur, as if afraid he would run away.

"In my hometown, this is called 'reasonable resettlement of unemployed people'."

"Alright, Diaz... no, Tiga." Kaul turned around and patted Tiga, who was still standing there in a daze and a little out of it.

"The two single-celled organisms have already gone to work. Now, with Daya and Soruka along, we're heading to the southern volcanic area for on-site work and operational monitoring."

"After all, my little rock also wants to go there to eat some volcanic heat as a snack, and... according to what I see on the map, there seems to be traces of Melbaron in that active volcanic area."

Kaul's lips curled up in a smile.

He has already found Xiaoyan's first gene.