pertwk Chapter 51 The First Step in Winning Him Over: His Stomach
Chapter 51 The First Step in Winning Him Over: His Stomach
"They said all this right in front of us? And they didn't seem to care at all?" Yu Lian was very surprised.
Tiga was also a bit confused. He was very oblivious to emotions and feelings, so he didn't understand what they were talking about. He only heard about male gods and methods of pursuing them.
"Indeed, they didn't treat us like normal people at all, they treated us as if we didn't exist." Daga touched Gedi and was somewhat surprised by Kaul's behavior.
Meanwhile, Kaul, who was following Camilla, suddenly whispered.
"Don't worry, Camilla, I'm on your side." Kaul secretly made a peace sign, turned to give Daga, who was still leaning against the wall watching the show, a wink, signaling him to keep an eye on Xiaoyan and make sure nothing went wrong with him, then quickly followed Camilla out.
At the end of the corridor on the top floor is a sky garden suspended among the clouds.
The waterfall cascades down from the sky island above, forming a rainbow under the refraction of sunlight. A gentle breeze rustles through the flowers and plants, making this an ideal setting for dates or negotiations.
Camilla stood by the corridor, holding her light whip upside down, with her back to Caul.
"Speak, alien, what exactly are you up to? If Tiga sent you to be a persuader, you can jump off this building right now. But if you're going to flatter me, you can begin." Camilla crossed her arms.
Throughout these long years, she silently followed behind Tiga, watching him grow stronger and become a national idol. But she found that she was drifting further and further away from him. The man's gentleness was given to everyone, but all he gave her was the unchanging phrase, "Camilla, we are together, but humanity is our most important protection. We must protect everyone."
This was driving her almost crazy, and it had been tugging at her heart every night in the past.
"Camilla, I told you, if Tiga, that blockhead, had this kind of emotional intelligence, I would have eaten Xiao Yan alive today." Kaul walked up and leaned against the railing, looking very serious.
"Tiga doesn't understand your insecurity because his mind, under the baptism of light, is too pure and wishful. He takes protecting the weak as his duty, but forgets that if a great warrior cannot give exclusive favor to even the person who loves him the most, then his universal love is nothing but water without a source."
Camilla's body trembled slightly.
She turned to look at Caul, her voice trembling, "You...understand these things? Then why doesn't he? Why can't he just look at me like before?"
"Because he lacked education from you and society, as well as the right methods of taming him." Caul chuckled and began preparing his persuasion.
Under Camilla's shocked and suspicious gaze, Caul once again mysteriously pulled a stack of draft notebooks from his pocket.
On the cover, written in extremely distorted but barely legible ancient script, is the title: "One Hundred Ways to Manipulate a Wooden Male God".
"What is this?" Camilla frowned.
"This is a treasure passed down in our Nebula, a summary of the blood and tears of countless female predecessors who successfully crossed the river," Caul handed over the notebook, his tone full of certainty. "Ms. Camilla, your previous methods were too crude. You didn't have any real communication every day, only flattery and cold faces, and even threatened him with the light whip. It did nothing but make him think that you've been in a bad mood lately, or that you want to spar with me today."
Camilla blushed slightly, feeling that what Kaul said was absolutely right, because Tiga would indeed always seriously assume the starting stance of a boxing move and say, "Camilla, how about we go to the training ground for a spar?" whenever she was throwing a tantrum.
That damn piece of wood!
"To deal with a gentle, straightforward guy like Tiga, you need to learn to approach it from a different angle and use gentleness to overcome strength," Kaul said, pointing to the first page of the notebook.
"Look at the first rule: To win someone's heart, you must first win their stomach (the heartwarming bento box edition)."
"A love-filled bento box?" Camilla hesitated to think about it further, uttering the new term, "Does someone... need to have their stomach locked up? What does that mean? Does it mean they have to be beaten up in their stomach every day?"
"No, no, no, this is the art of food!" Kaul explained with exasperation, "It's about you personally catching a monster or animal, grilling the meat with your barbecue skills, and then! Here's the key point! You absolutely must cut the meat into heart shapes, and in front of all the Titans in the Guard Regiment, blushing, shove it into Ultraman Tiga's hands, saying, 'This is something I had extra and grilled casually, eat it or not,' and then turn around and run away!"
Camilla looked at the description in the notebook, and her face began to glow red at a visible speed, showing a panicked and helpless expression.
"This...this...how is this possible? It's too shameful! How could I do such a thing in front of Darram and Hitler?!" Camilla's hand gripping the notebook began to tremble.
It's not that I don't want to do it, it's just that I feel it's too revealing.
"I really don't understand what 'asserting sovereignty' and 'gap moe' mean," Kaur preached frantically. "Think about it, when Tiga eats that food that represents your preference amidst everyone's envious and jealous gazes, who else could be on his mind but you? Those priestesses who gave him flowers instantly become passersby in his eyes."
Camilla's mind involuntarily conjured up that scene, following Caul's description.
As the sun set, blushing, she handed the bento box to Ultraman Tiga, who ate it with a flattered expression, while Darram and Hitler around them murmured envious cries...
"Hoo..." Camilla took a deep breath, quickly stuffed the "Mastery of the Art" into her pocket, and looked at Kaul, but her eyes betrayed her inner panic.
"Alien, I'm temporarily confiscating this...absurd thing. If I follow the instructions and Tiga doesn't react at all, I promise I'll come to you for an explanation immediately!"
"Don't worry, Camilla," Kaul bowed gracefully, "If he doesn't react, I'll personally help you take down Tiga hand-to-hand. Men understand men best, you know what I mean."
Watching Camilla's flustered and blushing figure hurried away, even somewhat awkwardly, Caul finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"First step, Camilla's dark flag is officially removed! In the next ancient era, there will be no dark giantess destroying the world, only an ancient beautiful chef who studies how to use her culinary skills to create heart-shaped roast meat every day."
Kaur clapped his hands, turned around, and walked towards Yu Lian's office.
"Next, I'll add those two muscle-bound, single-celled guys and that speeding kid who's always racing cars to my plans."