pertwk Chapter 350 Pure Love God of War VS Beef Head Chieftain
Chapter 350 Pure Love God of War VS Beef Head Chieftain
Chapter 350 Pure Love God of War VS Beef Head Chieftain
Aside from changing his image from "pure and innocent war god" to "minotaur chieftain", the Uchiha Obito in the Icha Icha Paradise timeline retains all the original Uchiha Obito's character settings, and his temperament is exactly the same as Obito in the Fourth Shinobi World War.
The two already disliked each other due to their differing values regarding love, and Obito's evaluation of Kakashi in the Fourth Shinobi World War became the catalyst for their falling out.
From the clash of taijutsu to the clash of ninjutsu and eye techniques, neither side was willing to back down, and the fight became increasingly intense, even alarming the ninjas of Konoha to sound the defense alarm.
When the Uchiha police force and Konoha's ANBU arrived, they witnessed Obito Uchiha from the Fourth Shinobi World War nearly striking Obito's vital area with a knee kick in the Icha Icha Paradise timeline.
Fortunately, Obito from Icha Icha Paradise gave up the opportunity to attack Obito's eyes in the Fourth Shinobi World War and used Hollowfication, which ensured his happy life for the rest of his life.
"Damn it! How did that kid manage to dodge it!"
Among the crowd of Konoha ninja, someone couldn't help but utter a heartfelt truth.
People around him immediately looked at him.
Unexpectedly, he is an ambitious young Uchiha.
The man felt a little embarrassed by the stare and could only cough lightly to cover up his awkwardness.
"It's alright, you just spoke our minds." Konoha Jonin Captain Nara Shikaku patted his shoulder, took a drag of his cigarette, and exhaled a smoke ring in a muffled voice, saying angrily, "We've been hoping that kid would be childless for a long time!"
Because there is such a walking humanoid SZQ in the ninja world, not only in Konoha, but throughout the entire ninja world, very few men with wives or girlfriends can live a peaceful life!
They were speechless! How could anyone treat a woman like a stamp collector?!
"Speaking of which, why are there two Obitos?"
The Konoha ninjas in the Icha Paradise timeline felt like the sky had fallen!
"Obito Uchiha alone already controls more than half of the female ninja resources in the ninja world. If another one comes along, I'm afraid there won't be enough female ninjas to go around. I'm afraid they won't even spare the men anymore!"
"I'm the best!!! It's really not certain!!"
"No way? Holy crap, don't scare me! I'm from Kongtong!!"
The others looked at the man who claimed to be from the Kongtong Sect.
This person is nearly two meters tall, with bulging muscles all over his body. At first glance, he looks like a burly man with a broad back and thick waist. His bald head is covered with no hair, and his face and body are covered with scars left from battles. He is like an ultimate evolved version of Ibiki Morino.
"Don't worry, you're at least safe."
Genma Shiranui, chewing on a senbon needle, said to the man, "As long as Obito Uchiha doesn't have an interest in the 'Thousand Years of Death,' he shouldn't be so desperate as to eat anything."
"————" The burly Konoha Chunin felt like he had been scolded, but he couldn't find any fault with it.
Raido Namiashi reminded Genma Shiranui to look in the distance, and said in a deep voice, "There's more than one Obito Uchiha appearing—"
Genma Shiranui and the few Konoha ninjas around them looked in the direction that Raiichiro Namiashi was pointing. The first thing they saw was the female Kakashi from their timeline, and Rin Nohara beside her.
"Nohara Rin?!"
"Haven't she already..."
"I'm more curious about who the man behind her is. His silver hair, mask, and the way he deliberately covered one eye—it all seems like someone I know."
And that old friend happened to be standing right next to the silver-haired man.
How can I describe that subtle feeling?
"I've never heard of Kakashi (female) being a twin."
"Even if he's Kakashi's (female) brother, there's no need for him to dress exactly like his sister, including covering up his left eye, which he lost because of Obito, right?"
While the ninjas in the Icha Icha Paradise timeline were whispering amongst themselves, Kakashi, the Fourth Shinobi, made a wish on the bullet screen to return to the world of Icha Icha Paradise.
The comment section interpreted "we" in "take us back" as referring to two Kakashis, one male and one female.
Male Kakashi went back, leaving Obito, Rin, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura behind, and incidentally stole the female version of Kakashi from this timeline.
The two Obitos were so engrossed in their fight that they didn't immediately notice that two living people had suddenly disappeared.
Then Naruto shouted, "Kakashi-sensei!!"
The commotion among the other ninjas in this timeline finally caused the two Obito Uchiha to stop fighting and look in Rin and Naruto's direction, only to find that the two figures who had been standing there so conspicuously had disappeared without them noticing!
"Kakashi!"
"Kakashi!!"
The two men, speaking in unison, glared at each other.
"Heh! The copycat is online again!" In the Fourth Shinobi World War, Uchiha Obito once again used the insults in the comments to mock his counterpart in another timeline.
Obito, in a forced smile, complimented him, saying, "You don't even have a girlfriend, yet you're so stubborn!"
The Sharingan eyes clashed, and for some reason, Obito Uchiha here also had a Mangekyou Sharingan, paired with a Rinnegan. The two men, who looked like resentful women in the deep palace, had sour faces as if they owed each other an Infinite Tsukuyomi.
Naruto and Sakura urged them, "Stop hitting me! I'm telling you! Kakashi-sensei and Kakashi-neechan have disappeared!!"
"It seems like the two of them returned to our world together!"
Upon hearing Naruto and Sakura say that Kakashi was really in trouble, the two Obitos Uchiha, like conjoined twins, glared at each other, their actions and words identical. "I'll let you off this time!" "As if you could beat me!"
"Hmph!!" "Hmph!!"
The two snorted coldly, rolled their eyes, and mentally cursed each other before using the Body Flicker Technique to arrive at the side of Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, and Rin from the Fourth Shinobi World War.
The Konoha ninjas from the Icha Icha Paradise timeline also gathered around.
"What's going on, Obito!" The Uchiha police officers pushed through the crowd and interrogated him. "You didn't steal someone else's wife again, and now they're coming after you?!" Their confident tone seemed to confirm what kind of NTR criminal Obito was in this timeline.
"What do you mean by 'robbery'! I won by mutual affection and skill!!"
"Let's get down to business, or we'll beat you up."
"You can't beat me anyway."
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Looking at the Konoha ninjas whose necks and faces were red with anger, Obito in the Fourth Shinobi World War thought that his own strong yet despicable personality in this timeline was quite similar to his state when he played Tobi.
Enraged by Obito's outburst at Icha Icha Paradise, the Uchiha youth unleashed a torrent of angry curses: "Nonsense! Bastard!!"
"You!" The Uchiha youth pointed at Obito Uchiha from the Fourth Shinobi World War!
Fourth Shinobi Obito: "Huh?? Me?"
"Why didn't you just cripple that guy?! Or kill him and take his place?!" The Konoha ninja stomped their feet in anger, clearly having had enough of Obito Uchiha from their world. "We heard that! Whoever you are, you're different from him. You only need one woman, right?!"
Seeing himself so thoroughly rejected, Obito, in a fit of hysteria, desperately tried to prove himself: "Think it over! Without me, who will complete those Super S-class missions? You guys?! And when facing powerful enemies like Tailed Beasts and Jinchuriki, who else but me can handle them? Who else can protect you weaklings?!"
weak----
The weak —
There were quite a few members of the Uchiha Police Force on the other side! Being directly labeled as the weaker party like this, their faces turned pale and then purple!
"Him?! His strength is about the same as yours, right?! And all he needs is one woman!"
Obito Uchiha, who was mentioned again during the Fourth Shinobi World War, was filled with question marks!
What?
What do you mean by "giving him one woman is enough"?!
It's as if Obito Uchiha was some cheap cattle, eating little and doing a lot of work!
Okay! Because of the Wood Release cells and White Zetsu components, he can indeed survive without eating, but don't say that if you give him a woman, he'll work hard in the village for the rest of his life!!
It's not some goblin stuff that the comments are talking about!!!
"I don't need women!!"
"That's a good deal?" The Konoha ninja from the Icha Icha Paradise timeline pointed at Obito, the Minotaur chieftain, and said to Obito of the Fourth Shinobi World War, "Then hurry up and kill him, and take his place!"
Obito from Icha Icha Paradise is about to explode, yelling, "You bunch of idiots!"
"Alright, stop arguing!!" Naruto roared, "Kakashi-sensei and Kakashi-neechan are gone! And you two are still arguing here!!!!"
Naruto, true to his reputation as the loudest voice in the ninja world, shouted and yelled until the two Obitos finally realized the seriousness of the problem.
In Icha Icha Paradise, Obito asks Obito from the Fourth Shinobi World War: "Where did your Kakashi take my Kakashi?!"
"What?! Your Kakashi?! Don't talk about Kakashi like he's yours!!"
"Are you even being reasonable?! You just called your Kakashi 'your Kakashi'!!"
"Why are you two arguing again?!" Naruto shouted, stopping the two.
Sasuke took a moment to tell them, "Just now, Kakashi wished for the barrage of comments to take us back, and then he and Kakashi of this world disappeared together."
Sakura's face was filled with fear of not being able to return. "The two Kakashi-sensei should have returned to our world together, but we were left behind! What do we do? Are we going to never be able to go back?"
Although she always wanted to leave her parents and live independently, Sakura found it even harder to accept being trapped in another world than Sasuke and Naruto, who had been independent since childhood.
Before Fourth Shinobi was in a hurry, Obito from Icha Icha Paradise was about to explode! He grabbed the shirt of Fourth Shinobi next to him and pulled him in front of him!
"You'd better find a way to go back to that world and bring my Kakashi back!"
His fierce eyes were filled with intense killing intent. Unlike his stubborn and headstrong fighting earlier, he would not tolerate Kakashi's failure to return.
"I----"
Obito was speechless for a moment during the Fourth Battle. - As mentioned in the barrage, there is a major principle in their world: never provoke an older brother who has lost his younger brother, or a younger brother who has lost his older brother.
Applying this to the timeline of this love paradise, the saying would probably be: Never mess with a man who has lost his wife, even if that man may have a group of wives.
Thinking of this, Obito Uchiha, the Fourth Shinobi, stopped arguing with the minotaur chieftain Obito. He pushed the man away, making him release him, then cleared his throat and shouted into the air, "Barrage Wall? Little God Tree?"
"Send us back, and also send Kakashi from this timeline back."
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The group waited in vain for over a minute, with no other sounds except for the howling night wind and the Konoha ninjas holding their breath and not daring to speak.
"Huh————"
Obito, in his fourth battle, tilted his head, a hint of panic in his eyes.
Sakura appeared anxious from the beginning, but Sasuke, who appeared calm on the surface but had a gloomy expression, was actually even more anxious.
He had just been blessed by heaven and reunited with his deceased parents and clansmen, but now he's trapped in another world and can't go back?!
"Can't you do anything decent?!" Sasuke roared like a firecracker.
Obito, in his fourth World War, was also unhappy. "So you're just going to blame me, huh? Didn't you guys want to come along in the first place?!"
The tension between the group escalated, and Naruto quickly stepped between the two, saying, "Calm down, you two!!"
On one hand, he tried to calm Sasuke and Obito from this timeline down, and on the other hand, he asked Obito from the Fourth Shinobi World War, "You brought us to this world using the Kamui dimension, why don't you try using the Kamui dimension to bring us back?"
Sakura was taken aback by Naruto's unusually serious and nonchalant attitude towards pranks. Although it wasn't the first time she had noticed, Naruto, who was usually the most impatient and not good at thinking, always took on the role of the captain who led everyone in the right direction when the others were at a loss.
When Obito heard Naruto's suggestion, he also felt it was worth a try.
Without a word, he was about to take Rin, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura back to the Kamui dimension.
"Take me with you!"
Obito from the Icha Icha Paradise timeline was worried about his counterpart in another world. What if they went back but didn't send his Kakashi back? He wouldn't be able to do anything about it! He had already tested it before! Although they were both Uchiha Obito, their respective Kamui dimensions were not connected.
Obito, in his fourth battle, pursed his lips and muttered, "A petty man!" Then he led the others to unleash Kamui.
Upon entering Kamui, Obito glanced around at the pitch-black world of Icha Icha Paradise.
This place is empty, yet it is filled with the essence of "nothingness." Huge cubic stones float haphazardly in an eternal gray haze, forming the unique and deathly geometric landscape of this space.
"You're so dark."
Obito commented on Icha Icha Paradise.
Sakura asked curiously, "Isn't it like this in your Kamui dimension?"
"Of course!" Obito proudly puffed out his chest in Icha Icha Paradise. "I've already painted my Icha Icha Paradise the most suitable [whoosh—] succubus purple. There's a big bed that can accommodate at least eight people, as well as wardrobes, toy cabinets, and large toys—oh, right, there are also some medicines and ninja tools."
"As a ninja, you shouldn't put medicine and ninja tools last!!" Naruto retorted.
While Obito was pondering the coordinates of the Fourth Shinobi World War, he took the opportunity to chat with Rin for a few minutes, from which he learned about the barrage wall and the fact that everyone had been resurrected.
"I wish you could come back to life too," Obito from Icha Icha Paradise said wistfully.
Rin comforted him, "I think the me in this world will always be watching over you, and continue to show your cool figure protecting the peace of the ninja world, Obito!"
"Rin, no matter which world she's from, is definitely an angel!!" Obito from Icha Icha Paradise exclaimed.
During the Fourth Shinobi World War, Obito turned to look at him briefly, "If you dare to be on both Rin and Kakashi's teams, I really will help you get sterilized for their sake, I'm telling you!"
Obito felt a chill between his legs in Icha Icha Paradise and clicked his tongue.
"When are you finally going to find the coordinates to get back? Your Kakashi won't do anything to my Kakashi, will he?"
Obito, caught off guard by this abrupt question, instinctively retorted, "What? My Kakashi? What are you doing to your Kakashi?"
Obito, however, crossed his arms, raised an eyebrow at him, and said in a "stop pretending" tone, "Narcissus, self and self, mirror image, I cheat on myself? So many tricks, don't tell me you haven't thought of them."
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