pertwk Chapter 290 Naruto: I heard someone has been appointed, but who will be responsible?!
Chapter 290 Naruto: I heard someone has been appointed, but who will be responsible?!
Chapter 290 Naruto: I heard someone has been appointed, but who will be responsible?!
"You've changed so much I almost don't recognize you, Neji."
Naruto looked at the mirror wall depicting the "Chunin Exams Timeline" and recalled how Neji almost killed Hinata during their Chunin Exams.
"I never knew you were such a siscon!"
"Sister complex?!?!"
Neji rolled his eyes awkwardly, "Don't talk nonsense! Naruto! This is just a normal reaction as an older brother!"
"Luckily, I'm an only child." Tian Tian complained, "I didn't notice it before watching the comments, but after watching them, it's hard not to realize—it seems like all the older brothers in the ninja world are brother-complex or sister-complex."
Neji sighed softly and denied, "There's absolutely no such thing."
Tenten didn't say anything, but pointed to the letter over there that helped Sai peel oranges (because Obito's wish was to be resurrected).
Then he was shown a glimpse of Rong, whose gaze frequently fell on Sasuke, accompanied by a mysterious smile.
Then he pointed to Madara Uchiha and his brothers over there, who were like brothers and treated each other with great respect.
At the same time, from this direction, you can also see Hashirama Senju with his arm around Tobirama Senju's shoulder, laughing heartily.
From a ninja's perspective, it's not hard to see that Hashirama Senju's posture and aura habitually enveloped the Second Hokage and his two younger brothers within his protective circle.
In this situation, it can be said that unless Hashirama Senju is killed, no one can touch Tobirama Senju or Itama Senju.
Thousand Hands Tile Room.
But to kill Hashirama Senju—?
The comments section told the entire ninja world that he was a humanoid cheat code, a humanoid self-propelled miniature divine tree, and a Ten-Tails who accidentally reincarnated as a human—
In terms of psychological age, the four members of Hashirama, Madara, Izumi, and Tobirama are now old enough to treat their deceased younger brothers as sons and grandsons.
She doted on her younger brothers to an extreme degree.
Deidara had already shown everyone how wrong things were.
That's definitely on par with using a nuclear bomb to kill ants.
After a few jokes, Neji, slightly embarrassed, refocused his gaze on the VCR in the sky, where the harmonica was playing a stirring prelude. The notes were like sharp blades being drawn from their sheaths, bright and full of power.
Anyway-
This was in stark contrast to the song sung by the men earlier.
"That's completely the opposite, isn't it?" Naruto said. "Although Sakura and Hinata sing this song really well, I don't want to hear Obito Uchiha acting all cute and cuddly."
Inuzuka nodded. "I also hope to make a change and have the girls sing 'I'm Sorry for Being So Cute'."
[Tenten's voice is so nice!!] 10+ people think it's great. [I didn't pay much attention when watching the anime, but when I listened to her singing, I realized Tenten's voice is really suitable for singing!] 10+ people think it's great. [Like a nightingale, it's really nice.] 10+ people think it's great. [Hinata's voice is also very nice, super gentle.] 10+ people think it's great. [Confessing to Hinata!] 10+ people think it's great. [Ino, I love you!! I want to be your dog!] 10+ people think it's great. Boruto Timeline "Uh—." Boruto leaned back awkwardly, "That's too direct, I say, but Mom's singing is really nice."
Yamanaka Inojin exclaimed in surprise, "Dad! Someone's trying to steal Mom from you, and they're behaving more politely than you!"
"—"
Sai really wanted to kick his son. "What do you mean by having a better attitude than me? Do you want me to go and tell your mother:
"Do I want to be your dog?"
Yamanaka Inojin retorted sarcastically, "Compared to learning that dark tale of 'The stars in the sky don't speak,' I'd rather you, Father, learn from his upright attitude."
Unable to hold back any longer, Sai said, "This is a family matter, none of you should interfere." Then he started openly beating his son.
Nara Shikadai wanted to advise Uncle Sai, but then felt that Inojin should be taught a lesson.
Chocho Akimichi ignored Inojin's screams; she was wondering when it would be her turn to sing.
The only man present, 32 years old and without children or even a wife—Obito Uchiha—seemed to be a bit out of touch with the Boruto server's version updates.
In the blink of an eye, those boys who once opposed him and Madara have all grown into fathers.
"It's unbelievable. In two years, your sons will be almost as big as you were back then."
"Yeah, things have really changed." Naruto sighed. "We've all changed. Maybe the only one who hasn't changed is you, Obito."
Obito Uchiha sensed a hidden meaning in Naruto's words, but it wasn't convenient to delve into it at the moment.
He turned to look at the sky, wanting to quickly grasp the world before him, and reading the comments was undoubtedly the fastest way. [Sakura is so cool! I love her!] 10+ likes. [Finally, a real songstress has arrived! Listen and cherish it, who knows how many more hunky male singers will be coming later.]
10+ people liked this: [Gigi Gogi~Gigi Gogi^, Gigi Gogi~, Auntie loves you~] 10+ people liked this: [No Gigi! I want a diva!! Tenten's voice is so distinctive! So beautiful!] 10+ people liked this: [I want to hear Hinata sing "Learn to Meow"! Kurama holding up a light stick~] 10+ people liked this: [Naruto: No! What if I hear something wrong and it causes a physical reaction? Who will take responsibility?] 10+ people liked this: "Hear something wrong and it causes a physical reaction?"
Naruto had to turn to Kakashi for help because his father was returning to Konoha to assume the duties of Hokage.
"Kakashi-sensei, what does 'listening attentively' mean?"
"This..." Even though he was a magician, Kakashi Hatake was still an adult, and his expression became unnatural. "This—."
—Um—anyway—”
Naruto asked, puzzled, "Why are you stammering?"
Listening to their conversation, even Tobirama Senju, who always liked to help others, felt ashamed and silently let Kakashi bear this torment alone.
Surprisingly, Hinata understood!
Her face turned red like red wine being poured, gradually rising all the way up to the top of her head!
"Naruto-kun—" Listen, listen—
Hinata fell straight backward, and Neji, who was beside her, quickly caught her. "Hinata-sama! Hinata-sama?!"
Hinata: ////v////—
Her eyes were clearly red and swollen like mosquito coils.
Ming looked puzzled: "Don't faint while calling my name, okay?"
Sakura sighed, "You're so slow-witted, it's unbelievable."
Sasuke nodded slightly: "Sometimes he's so slow-witted it makes you want to punch him."
"Wait... Sasuke-kun?"
"fine--"
【Sakura is my girlfriend now, nobody can take her from me.】 10+ people liked this. 【I'll kick you away! Sakura is my goddess!!】 10+ people liked this. Boruto timeline (newly resurrected) Uchiha Obito: "—"
So this is supposed to be the fastest way to understand the world around us? Why are all these strange and weird things coming up?
Macho singer--
He had a gut feeling that it was referring to the song he had just sung, "I'm Sorry for Being So Cute."
The Second Hokage singing "Wujiapo" is also quite hard to describe.
He possesses Madara Uchiha's memories and knows about the events that occurred during the Warring States period.
The tumultuous relationship between Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha, a relationship of mutual destruction and camaraderie, has been transformed into a love that cannot be fulfilled in the lyrics.
"I feel like my head was hit by a Truth-Seeking Ball," Obito said with a laugh as he spoke to Naruto and Sasuke.
Ming laughed and said, "We've been hit countless times."
"You should think about how to deal with the rumors." Sasuke's mind was now replaying "Let's Get Married."
Naruto scratched his face, looking quite embarrassed.
Upon hearing this, Boruto angrily questioned, "Dad! Did you do something to betray Uncle Sasuke?! Don't lie to me! It was all said in the comments! You stole Uncle Sasuke and Aunt Sakura's first kiss!!"
Bang! !
It was like a bombshell!
This was something Boruto saw while he was with Sasuke in Momoshiki's dimension; no one else knew about this explosive news.
As the daughter of Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno, Sarada Uchiha was absolutely stunned!
Obito Uchiha, who had just been resurrected, couldn't help but look at Naruto Uzumaki with the same look he gave a scumbag.
"Did you really do such a thing?"
"That was an accident—" The Seventh Hokage, Naruto, awkwardly scratched his toes on the ground.
Sasuke remembered that he hadn't asked Sakura how her first kiss ended up with him.
Naruto didn't actually know this either; he wanted to ask Sasuke.
Sasuke told him irritably, "The comments in the previous video said that you've stolen at least a lot of girls' first kisses and first loves."
Kids from the Boruto era secretly peeked out to listen to the gossip.
Seventh Hokage Naruto: "What nonsense! I couldn't even tell the difference between friends and lovers until I was 19!"
"Sara, Aster, Agave, Amaru, Wind Flower Snow—"
Wow, you actually memorized it all!
"Don't interrupt, who are these people?"
"You don't remember Feng Hua Xue? The mission we did together! In the Snow Country, have you forgotten?"
Okay, Sasuke remembers now.
"What about the others?"
"The others—"
Listening to the two's back-and-forth, Obito Uchiha didn't believe that Naruto was that kind of person until Naruto didn't deny that he had taken away so many people's first kisses and first loves, even Sasuke Uchiha.
"I've always felt that you're similar to me in the past, but now it seems you're not entirely the same—"
At least Obito Uchiha didn't steal both Kakashi's and Rin's first kisses at the same time.
No! He never stole anyone's first kiss! He kept his first kiss with him until his death!!
Thinking about it this way—
It's quite sad.
In this situation, even inspirational songs from heaven couldn't ignite Obito Uchiha's sorrowful fighting spirit; instead, they seemed like background music praising him as a loser.
Hinata:
"I haven't quite remembered that sadness yet~♪"
day by day:
"With these feelings for you, I now express them in a thousand words~♪"
Ino:
【"Awakening from a dream of an unknown world~♪"】
Sakura:
【"Spread your wings and fly into the sky~♪"
Hinata:
"If I take flight, I've said I won't come back~♪"
"That's the goal~♪"
day by day:
【"Pure white, pure white clouds~♪"】
The timeline of the Fourth Shinobi World War unexpectedly resonated with Hyuga Neji's state of mind: if he could spread his wings and fly high, he would never look back.
"That's a really nice song."
When Xiao Li and Tian Tian heard him say that, they knew he had something on his mind.
But then, someone broke the atmosphere.
That's Hyuga Neji from the latest mirror wall, within the limited Tsukuyomi timeline!
Limited Tsukuyomi timeline: "Fate gave me these two white eyes so I could see clearly all the lovely girls!"
"Eye roll!!"
Neji, the perverted lecher, stared intently at the four beauties in the VCR, trying to pierce through the VCR and the fabric of their bodies with his white eyes.
"Damn it! I can't even see what kind of underwear they're wearing!!"
Neji, the infatuated man, shook his head in regret.
Hinata, the delinquent girl next to him, delivered a Gentle Fist that sent him flying more than ten meters away!
He rolled his eyes coldly and arrogantly, staring at Hyuga Neji and cursing, "Pervert!"
"Hinata, Hinata, the young lady—"
Hyuga Neji, who was convulsing on the ground after being beaten, struggled like a cockroach that had been sprayed with cockroach poison.
The Fourth Shinobi World War timeline: "Pervert?!?"
Neji was dealt a critical blow!
He finally understood the pain that Uchiha Sasuke had just endured!
Sasuke suddenly felt a little better, thinking that finally someone could understand his awkwardness when he saw "Uchiha Charashu".
Naruto scratched his head and chuckled, "I really miss Neji—"
"
When we saw him peeking into the women's bathhouse with his eyes rolled back, Sakura and I were quite shocked. We always thought that a genius like Neji wouldn't do something like that.
Steal what?
Peeping into the women's bathhouse?!
This is absolutely the biggest insult to Hyuga Neji!
Neji Hyuga, a respectable man, felt his dignity had been insulted so severely that he collapsed to the ground, unable to get up.
Xiao Li and Tian Tian both had to squat down to comfort him.
"Cheer up, Neji! We all believe you're not like that!"
"That's a limited Tsukuyomi world, the opposite of ours. You could be a decent person even in that world."
Elite ninjas and all that, they're not exactly good people in our world, are they?
She still knows how to comfort people every day.
but--
Why did Naruto Uzumaki feel like he'd been blown away?
[Shikamaru: You're not including my wife again!] 10+ people liked this. [Yeah, there's still one beauty from the Chunin Exams who hasn't appeared yet!] 10+ people liked this. (Far away in the Land of Wind—)
Temari, who is three years older than Nara Shikamaru, also guessed the meaning of this comment, but blushed and pretended not to care.
Thinking of the man who cried out on the battlefield because his father had been resurrected, Temari's heart skipped a beat.
Shikamaru's clever mind naturally understood the meaning behind those comments! It terrified him so much that his hair stood on end!
She stiffened her neck, not daring to go in the direction of Temari.
But then she remembered that Temari had already gone to Sunagakure in the Land of Wind with Gaara.
Naruto patted Shikamaru on the shoulder, "Never mind, at least your wife is someone."
Shikamaru was speechless. "Are you crazy? Hinata isn't a man, is she?"
Naruto paused for a moment—
"Ugh!!! It's all because of those comments! My subconscious reaction was Sasuke!!!"
"What nonsense are you spouting! You loser!!" Sasuke snapped.
But undeniably, for a fleeting moment just now, his mind was on the same wavelength as Naruto's—..
What he was thinking was: Shikamaru's wife is at least a woman.
To think that he, like that idiot bottom of the class, was misled by the barrage of comments.
Uchiha were already very sensitive about their image, and Sasuke, who was carrying a three-ton bull-shaped bundle, was so embarrassed that he immediately started digging his toes into the ground!
Hinata: "—"
Sakura: "—"
day by day:
【"If only I could time travel~♪"】
Ino:
"I know I've tried my best to get rid of it~♪"
Small):
【"Flying towards that azure, azure sky~♪"】
Hinata:
"Fly towards that azure, azure sky!"
day by day:
"Fly towards that azure, azure sky!"
Previously, due to Black Zetsu's heartfelt rendition of "Lupin Flower," many ninja worlds across different timelines were plunged into a state of depression.
Xia Shou's "Bluebird" is like a gust of wind that parted the darkness, allowing sunlight and hope to shine in.
The inspiring spirit of today has dispelled the somber sadness of "Lupin Flower".
Perhaps because Ling Feng was too upright, and the singer was a proper girl, the comments section was mostly filled with declarations of love, with nothing particularly interesting.
"After watching so many comments, I've actually lost interest in anything serious. What should I do?"
"Oh no, I am."
Aside from their daily lives, ninjas in the ninja world look forward to the comments section adding a bit of humor to their lives.
"In the words of that all-knowing god, is this spiritual nourishment?"
"What should we do? I'm really looking forward to Uchiha Madara singing 'Learn to Meow'."
"Hahaha, what a coincidence, it's me."
In the timeline of the Konoha Chunin Exams, Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju happened to be traveling in the town of Inoko when they overheard customers in a roulette shop discussing their affairs.
Madara Uchiha's fists were clenched so tightly that the veins on his forehead bulged out!
"Never mind, Madara." Hashirama suppressed a laugh and comforted Madara, telling him to learn to let go.
"Besides, as your best friend, I'm really looking forward to your singing!"
Hashirama winked at Madara.
(@u^))g*.
His face was etched with anticipation.
There was no pretense whatsoever; his eyes were full of sincerity.
However, the all-knowing gods on the other side of the screen did not do as he wished.
[When did it finally get on the list?! I want Madara to hear the song the Pillar Emperor sang for him!! I'm rolling on the floor!] 10+ people liked this. [Ah! It got on the list!! Little Divine Tree, I thank you for eight generations!] 10+ people liked this. [Recommended VCR—] 10+ people thought it was great.