Starting with the Five Internal Organs Thunder Technique, you say I'm a fake Taoist?

Spiritual energy revives, demons wreak havoc, Buddhism flourishes, Taoism withers. Lin Jinian, inheriting a dilapidated Taoist temple, unexpectedly obtains the "Incense and Sacrifice Taoist Manual." By slaying demons and accumulating fame, he can gain supreme supernatural powers! He starts with the [Five Organs Thunder Technique], generating thunder from his palms to vanquish evil! Faced with a prankster's provocation, he uses his thunder technique to cleanse the ground, terrifying the entire internet! Faced with suppression from a high-ranking Buddhist monk, he speaks the truth, his Taoist magic reaching the divine! Faced with the catastrophe of a thousand ghosts roaming the night, he alone with his sword, single-handedly cutting down the ages! "This humble Taoist, Lin Jinian, descends the mountain today to do only three things: exorcise demons, exorcise demons, and exorcise demons, the damn thing!" He transforms the neglected, dilapidated Qingyun Temple into a Taoist holy site worshipped by the entire internet. Reporter: "Taoist Master, I heard you can fly and burrow underground?" Lin Jinian: "Rumors! That's just an anomaly in gravity... Sword Control Technique, activate!"