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After thinking it through, Mai Xiaowen immediately pulled Zhang Hao to her side and pitifully recounted the "atrocities" these two people had committed against her.
Zhang Hao: Wow, is this really that amazing? Is this stuff really something I can listen to?
"Hmph, Xiaowen, you don't think you're safe just because Xiaohao is here, do you? Believe me or not, with just one word from me, Xiaohao will obediently sell you out."
"I don't believe it, Zoya. You're doubting the relationship between me and Xiaowen. I would never betray Xiaowen!"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Hao immediately retorted to Zoya, "Oh, these kinds of things are best left unsaid in private. Xiaowen is right behind me. Although I don't know why Zoya looks so confident, as a grown man, I have to protect Xiaowen! It's a man's promise!!!"
"Xiao Hao... Waaah, I feel safer with you here!"
Mai Xiaowen was so moved that she wanted to pounce on Zhang Hao, who was blocking her way, and knock him onto the bed to "reward" him properly. However, with two wolves with green eyes in front of her, Mai Xiaowen dared not make any rash moves.
"Oh? It seems our Xiao Hao has grown into a man."
Seeing Zhang Hao's expression, Zoya couldn't help but laugh. Just as Zhang Hao was about to straighten his back and accept the praise, Zoya added:
"But Xiao Hao, if you go to the bathroom and take a shower right now, I won't put the things in this bag on you. Otherwise... Xiao Hao, you don't want them to see you like that, do you?"
Zhang Hao was completely dumbfounded. What?! If Xiaowen and Luna saw him wearing that extremely shameful dress... especially Luna, according to Uncle Rometheus and Sister Ella's prediction, Luna might very well turn on an irreversible switch.
"Xiaowen, I'm sorry, I... I'm going to take a shower."
Chapter 270 I was wrong
Mai Xiaowen looked at Zhang Hao, whose expression had changed drastically in an instant, and also began to look warily at the black bag in Zoya's hand. What kind of "torture device" was it that could force Xiao Hao to give up protecting his beloved older sister?
"Xiao Hao... is there really no turning back?"
Zhang Hao turned around with a look of despair and said:
"Sister Xiaowen, I'm sorry, I'm so useless, but... but I really can't do it."
Seeing this, Mai Xiaowen also revealed a "carefree" smile and laughed:
"It's alright, Xiao Hao, go ahead. Your sister Xiao Wen isn't as weak as you think. You'll see how she takes on two opponents at once!"
"Waaaaah, Xiaowen-jie!!!"
"Xiao Hao!!!"
"Ugh, all this dawdling and noise is driving me crazy. Xiao Hao, hurry up and go. Luna, go and hold down the prisoner Mai Xiaowen. Since we can't use this on Xiao Hao, then... Mai Xiaowen, I'll show you that being a hero comes at a price."
Zhang Hao, who was about to go in with a change of clothes, breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this. "Oh, that's it? Xiaowen is a beautiful woman, after all. Wearing Zoya's women's clothes shouldn't be a problem, right? I believe Xiaowen can easily handle this level of punishment."
"I'll take a shower. Xiaowen should be fine. I'd better finish my shower and go to sleep."
Thinking that Mai Xiaowen should be safe outside, Zhang Hao hummed a little tune as he started taking a shower, hoping to see what Xiaowen looked like in those clothes later.
"Zoya... what are you trying to do? Let me tell you, I can scream! What exactly is in this bag? Hey Luna, you're just taking revenge on me! Go easy on me!"
Mai Xiaowen was forced into a corner with nowhere to retreat, and was immediately taken down by Luna who pounced on her.
"(Sniffs) You little devil, Luna, you even wore perfume to seduce Xiao Hao, didn't you? You vixen! Ouch, ouch, ouch! Be gentle, okay, Luna-jie~"
Mai Xiaowen: Damn it, just you wait, I'll be a grandson for a while, and then I'll be a grandpa.
"Hmph, it seems you're also curious about what's in here, huh? Come on, let me show you this super embarrassing outfit!"
Zoya smiled mysteriously. Even Mai Xiaowen might not have dared to wear the clothes she had carefully chosen.
"Ta-da! Catgirl outfit! Mai Xiaowen, I've heard you love cats. Well then, I'll let you off easy this time. Next time, I'll get Xiaohao a different outfit to try."
Mai Xiaowen: ? ? ? ? ? ?
"What...what are you talking about? Xiao Hao...could it be that Xiao Hao..."
"That's right. Although Xiao Hao looked reluctant back then, it had its own unique charm. I'm also a little curious to see what kind of expression you'll make this time."
Before Mai Xiaowen could even feel dizzy, Zoya had already taken the clothes out of the bag. Instantly, Mai Xiaowen froze on the spot, and Luna, who saw the clothes, was so shocked that she let go of the clothes.
Luna: This... this is so elaborate! I've never been this bored. Are you treating Xiao Hao like a Barbie doll? But... why do I so want to see Xiao Hao wearing this outfit?!
"No, no, absolutely not! Zoya, I was wrong, I can't wear this! Throw it in the bathroom now! Xiao Hao is still young, he can't handle it!"
Looking at the pink and cute cat costume in front of her, complete with cat ears and a cat tail, Mai Xiaowen thought about what it would be like to wear it... No, she absolutely couldn't think about it. Besides, that shameless Luna would definitely be secretly taking pictures to blackmail her. She had only recently found the opportunity to completely delete that video of Luna from before.
"Oh? You can't even handle that? Xiaowen, you're a girl! I still have some even cooler clothes I haven't brought over yet. Why don't you come to my room too, and we can have some fun together..."
"No! Is anyone outside? Murder! Xiao Hao, stop humming! Help me!"
Before Zhang Hao arrived, Mai Xiaowen and Luna had always maintained a cool and aloof persona. However, upon seeing this incredibly embarrassing outfit, Mai Xiaowen's mental defenses were completely shattered. Resignedly, she lowered her head and said:
"Tell me, what will it take for you to let me go?"
Luna looked at Mai Xiaowen in her hand in surprise. She had already given in? Was this outfit really that effective? But in her opinion... Zoya's taste was quite good.
"Hmph, you can't even handle that? You're so weak, Xiaowen. Don't worry, I don't have any demands. I'm going to sleep with Xiaohao in my arms later. As for which of you two can sit next to the other side, that's not my problem."
Seeing that Mai Xiaowen had backed down, Zoya also put the outfit away with a disappointed look. If Xiaohao were to wear this outfit, it would only be for her to see. If the two of them saw it, wouldn't that be letting them off easy?
"Zoya, it's fine to play around, I understand you're all young, but keep your voices down, and don't corrupt Xiaohao."
At this moment, Shen Lan's voice came from outside. After cleaning, Shen Lan was about to go back to her room to pack her things, but when she passed Zhang Hao's room, she heard Mai Xiaowen's desperate cries, saying something about how embarrassing the clothes were.
Shen Lan immediately thought of the clothes that Zoya had asked her to go to headquarters to request approval for, and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief. Thank goodness, these were meant for Mai Xiaowen to wear? It seems that she was too sensitive before. She thought that Zoya was planning to make a move on the cute Xiao Hao. That's her baby. How could she let Zoya use it to do such a thing?
Zoya: Damn, how could Old Deng be eavesdropping outside? Looks like I'll have to find something to shut Mai Xiaowen up next time.
"Oh, I know, Lao Deng. Don't worry, you should go and get some rest."
After dealing with Shenlan, Zoya turned around and found that Mai Xiaowen and Luna were also arguing on the side.
"Pah! Why should I give way to you? You know I was the first one here, and Xiao Hao definitely likes me a little more. Besides, look at how you're dressed, what are you going to sleep in!"
Mai Xiaowen looked at Luna's outfit and gave her a disdainful look. Was she trying to make up for her lack of skill with equipment?
Chapter 271 Ugh~~~
"Hmph, that's just your jealousy of me, you weakling."
Luna replied dismissively that the whole Special Operations Department had heard that Mai Xiaowen was a master of verbal sparring. In her daily verbal battles with Zoya, Luna was no match for Mai Xiaowen in terms of eloquence. But would this affect our Luna?
"Impossible," Luna declared. "That's just a weakling's trick. In the Special Operations Department, everyone knows I'm the strongest base-stealing king now. I remember how I used to drive the still very naive Mai Xiaowen crazy in the early days. It was only later, when that shameless cheater Zoya came along, that she was able to suppress me."
"Mai Xiaowen, think about it carefully. Who was the first to tease Xiaohao until he blushed? It was me. Who was the first to pin Xiaohao down and bully him? It was me again. Although I may not be as good as Zoya at kissing, Mai Xiaowen, you... hehehehe."
Luna: I'm definitely no match for Zoya, that brute. While I was still thinking about my next move, she probably already took care of Xiao Hao. Oh well, fools can defeat experts. But Mai Xiaowen, you... hehe.
"I'm done washing up, Xiaowen, you're not wearing the clothes that Sister Zoya brought."
Mai Xiaowen: No, Xiaohao, what's with that look of disappointment in your eyes? You...you should have said you wanted to see it earlier.
"Zoya, that dress of yours... how about I try it on?"
Zoya rolled her eyes at Mai Xiaowen. Had she discovered Xiao Hao's taste? Speaking of which, Luna's outfit also seems to have cat ears; could it be that Xiao Hao has a thing for this type...?
"Xiao Hao, hurry up and choose between me and Luna. Which one of us do you want to sleep next to you?"
Looking at Zhang Hao, who had just come out of the bath, Mai Xiaowen could smell the fragrance emanating from him even though they were some distance apart.
The fragrance emanating from Zhang Hao successfully attracted the other two women. Just as Luna was about to say something, Zoya rushed forward, hugged Zhang Hao, and threw him onto the bed. In front of Mai Xiaowen and Luna, she began to "do whatever she wanted" with Zhang Hao beneath her.
"Ugh~~~ Sister Zoya, wait a minute, my neck is so itchy, oh dear, my back is killing me, Sister Xiaowen, are you just going to watch over me? Oh dear, what brings you here too?"
Seeing Mai Xiaowen pounce on her as well, Zoya, who was in a relatively good mood, also gave up half of her space to Mai Xiaowen. In an instant, Zhang Hao, who had just finished showering, was once again covered in the scents of the two of them.
Luna: Damn it, this damn Mai Xiaowen is starting to act so recklessly now, she has no restraint at all, sooner or later she will end up like Zoya with no femininity whatsoever.
Mai Xiaowen/Zuoya: Oh right, you're the most feminine of them all. Anyway, we two "brutes" have already tasted Xiaohao's flavor, so you, the most feminine old woman, can just stand aside and watch.
"Sister Luna, Sister Luna!!!"
Overwhelmed by the attack, Zhang Hao began calling out to Luna, who was trying to help him. He knew things weren't going to get serious if he continued to be pinned down like this!
"What?! Xiao Hao, you're choosing me? Hehe, don't worry, I'll be gentle with you tonight!"
Luna heard Zhang Hao's shout and her eyes lit up. She grabbed Mai Xiaowen, who was still messing around with Zhang Hao's waist, and threw her aside, leaving behind the words "Go take a shower, you stink!" before starting her operation in Zhang Hao's ear.
Under her teasing, Xiao Chunan and Zhang Hao's faces turned red, and they began to gasp for breath, saying things like, "No more, that's enough, I really can't take it anymore."
"Hey, what do you mean? Why should I smell bad? I smell great, okay? I just haven't taken a shower. You two are robbers."
Realizing she had been squeezed out, Mai Xiaowen watched as her precious Xiao Hao was bullied by these two wicked women. Deciding she could no longer tolerate it, Mai Xiaowen decided to unleash her final trump card.
"If you keep touching Xiao Hao like this, what do you think Shen Lan will do when she finds out?"
Luna/Zoya: What! Damn it, my body... My body actually stopped moving because of fear? How is that possible?
"Whew...why am I...am I saved?"
Under the relentless onslaught of Zoya and Luna, Zhang Hao's mind went completely blank. He felt as if his body had lost all strength and he could only lie helplessly on the bed. Only after Luna and Zoya were stunned by Deep Blue did Zhang Hao's brain gradually begin to recover.
"Luna, especially you. Zoya and I mostly just tickle each other. Even if Shenlan finds out, we can just pretend it's a joke and brush it off. But you... your teasing techniques seem quite professional. Did you practice before? If Shenlan finds out that his precious Xiaohao is being teased like this, do you think you'll even see the sun tomorrow?"
After speaking, Mai Xiaowen revealed a rather "wicked" smile in Luna's eyes. Damn it, when did Mai Xiaowen become so strong? She actually used Deep Blue to suppress me! Could it be... that I'm really going to be third? No! I don't want this!!!
Luna: Claire, why did you go to Hafk Group? I'm being bullied here, do you know that? Come here and help me! How come the reckless playstyle is so overpowered in this version? Is there no room for my extreme skill level?
"Hmph, I'm going to take a shower now. You two better not do anything funny here. Xiao Hao, if they dare to do that again, just tell me later, and I'll stand up for you."
But no sooner had Mai Xiaowen finished speaking than Zoya grabbed Zhang Hao's head and launched a fierce attack!
"Are you going to wash or not? If you don't, you'll be allowed to sleep here. Oh, I forgot, you'll just be squeezed to the side, poor little kitty."
Zoya also showed Mai Xiaowen directly through her actions that if you act tough here, there's nothing you can do if something really happens later.
"You... Xiao Hao, you have to wait for me!"
Today, it was Mai Xiaowen's defeat once again.
Chapter 272 Vacation (1)
"Xiao Hao, are you awake? Get ready to wash up and come down for breakfast."
The next day, Shen Lan knocked on Zhang Hao's door early in the morning, and then carried a large box downstairs.
Deep Blue: This time I'm going on vacation with Xiao Hao, so I'm going to relax a bit. I'll go there later to look at some poetry collections and see how amazing the potatoes and corn that guy Said always brags about to Xiao Hao are.
Meanwhile, in Zhang Hao's room, Zhang Hao, who was caught in the crossfire between Zoya and Luna, woke up groggily. After rubbing his eyes, Zhang Hao carefully escaped from their attack.
"Hmm~~~ Xiao Hao, why did you run away? Come here quickly and give your sister a hug."
After regaining some composure, Luna opened her arms to Zhang Hao. Seeing this, Zhang Hao returned the hug and gave Luna a big hug, then said with some dissatisfaction:
"Sister Luna, I'm almost an adult, but it still feels like you all treat me like a child."
After hugging Zhang Hao, Luna comfortably closed her eyes and then said:
"No matter how old you get, you'll always be a kid to your older sister. Besides, what kid who's almost an adult is as cute as you? No one will mistake you for a man who's almost an adult, no matter where you are. You can continue to be a sweet and soft little cake. When you get a little older, your older sister will devour you in one bite."
While the two were talking, Mai Xiaowen and Zoya slowly woke up and saw Zhang Hao being held in Luna's arms. The two of them also wanted to hug him.
After packing up, Zhang Hao slung his backpack over his shoulder and went downstairs amidst the reluctant glances of the others.
"What are you looking at? I want this pillow."
"Then this blanket is mine."
Zoya, a novice in this area, stared in disbelief as the two women in front of her completely stripped Zhang Hao's bedding. Afterward, the two women returned to their respective rooms and began to enjoy the things that smelled of Xiao Hao.
Zoya: Damn, is my hand speed still too slow?
When Zhang Hao went downstairs for breakfast, he found Wei Long and Luo Yi already at the dining table, engrossed in their slurping.
"Hey Xiao Hao, you're up! Come and eat, come and eat. I snatched this from Roy."
Wei Long tossed a boiled egg to Zhang Hao, then pointed to a plate of breakfast that had already been prepared next to Shen Lan.
"Damn, what do you mean by 'stolen' from me? You're the biggest eater here, and besides, who knows how Deep Blue is making boiled eggs today? By the way, Deep Blue, how much stuff did you bring this time? I remember you didn't bring this much stuff when you came with us last time."
After finishing all the food on her plate, Shen Lan wiped her mouth and said calmly:
"Last time we went to some village, right? Even Said was just a guest. How much stuff could I possibly bring? Besides, apart from you, Red Wolf and I were basically just there to watch over Xiao Hao. This time, Xiao Hao personally invited me, so I'm definitely going to enjoy myself."
Zhang Hao also heard what Roy said, turned to look at the luggage Shen Lan had prepared, and after seeing two suitcases the size of his own bag, Zhang Hao asked curiously:
"Uncle Shenlan, what did you prepare this time?"
Seeing Zhang Hao's interest, Shen Lan thought for a moment and said:
"Nothing much, just a folding chair I like, a book of poems I haven't finished reading yet, a mini shield I specially prepared, a grappling hook gun, and clothes, not much."