Pretty idiots are born to be played with and ruined by their husbands.

Chapter 77: I'm afraid you'll use the blood pressure medication I prescribed for you as a

In the afternoon, after satisfying his appetite, Zhou Gangxun went to the hospital.

But it's not orthopedics, it's andrology.

"The treatment plan is working very well," Zhou Gangxun said slowly, leaning back in his chair. "But I've noticed a new problem recently; I seem to have developed some kind of... addictive oral exploration behavior..."

Dr. Jia understood immediately and nodded in acknowledgment. Addictive oral exploration behavior, in layman's terms, means he always wants to eat his wife, whether he's thinking about her at night or during the day, whether he's sitting or standing.

This isn't a case of good treatment results; it's a case of no treatment at all. He's already developing into a psychopath, driven mad by his longing for his wife.

Dr. Jia took out a notebook to register, "How frequently do you exhibit addictive behaviors?"

Zhou Gangxun thought for a moment and said, "There will be six or seven hours every night... Last night it was ten hours, today it's two hours during the day, and it might continue when I get back tonight..."

"Oh, I see. So your wife hasn't called the police to arrest you yet?"

Zhou Gangxun cleared his throat and proactively inquired about the patient's condition, asking, "Is there any way to alleviate these symptoms?"

Dr. Jia took a deep breath. "From your description, it seems you have reached an extremely serious level of psychological dependence and addiction. If you cannot reduce the frequency on your own, you can choose to use something else as a substitute."

"During the previous consultation, you mentioned that you have a smoking habit and that you can use cigarettes to relieve your cravings when you feel addicted," Dr. Jia said, then quickly dismissed his own idea. "But given your self-control, I think that in the end, even your usual smoking habit will become your wife's addiction, and then your wife will suffer even more."

Zhou Gangxun: "..."

"Let me prescribe some medicine for you to regulate your body." Dr. Jia wrote down the names of several medicines on a piece of paper. He sighed, "To be honest, I'm afraid you'll use your blood pressure medication as an aphrodisiac."

Zhou Gangxun: "..." It can't be that bad...

……

In the evening, after Zhou Gangxun took Ruan Zhijuan home from her literacy class, he went to a funeral supplies store and bought some paper money, gold and silver ingots, candles, and incense.

Zhou Gangxun divided the items into two parts, writing Bai Zhiqi's name on one and Lin Dazhuang's name on the other. He burned the items in the iron bucket while smoking, and the hazy smoke gradually dissipated.

He muttered to himself as he looked at Lin Dazhuang's burning paper bucket, "I've burned the money for you. Based on the exchange rate between the bottom and the top, it's two million. That's enough for you to live on for a long time. I've also burned incense, candles, and paper money for you in large quantities. I have a wife, and I can't accept a ghost marriage or a ghostly romance."

Zhou Gangxun exhaled a puff of smoke, took out his phone, and texted someone, asking, "[How's the investigation into the Ruan family going?]"

Not long after, there was a reply from the other end: "[Not finished, it's difficult to investigate.]"

Zhou Gangxun typed with one hand: "I want a Sony business phone from Taiwan, the same one I'm using now."

The message came back immediately: "That one that cost over ten thousand? You've struck it rich? You've made a comeback so quickly?"

Then came one question after another: "[Who is it for?]"

【Your fake rich kid wife?】

Wasn't he a womanizer who climbed into marriage with someone else's body?

Is he trying to seduce you again?

Are you hooked?

Ha, you're so shallow.

Zhou Gangxun looked at his constantly vibrating phone and sent a message: "[Arrived, transfer payment]".

Mute, turn off screen.

Watching all the paper money and incense burn to ashes, Zhou Gangxun stubbed out his cigarette, bought a few ice creams, and went upstairs.

As soon as she entered the room, Ruan Zhijuan, who was doing her homework at her desk, heard the rustling sound of ice cream bags and immediately turned her head around.

Half of his face was red, and blood was flowing from his nose.

Zhou Gangxun frowned, took a few steps forward, and asked, "What happened?"

"I don't know, I'm doing my homework." Ruan Zhijuan blinked and looked at Zhou Gangxun.

Zhou Gangxun pinched Ruan Zhijuan's cheeks to examine her. Her face was rosy and glowing, not like she was sick or had bumped into something. It looked like she had eaten ginseng and had been nourished to this extent.

The feeling of being spiritually nourished, from reading?

"Look down." He took out a tissue and wiped away the bloodstains for Ruan Zhijuan. "Where does it feel uncomfortable?"

"No, I feel great." Ruan Zhijuan looked up, her eyes wide and bright as she stared at Zhou Gangxun, like a spirited little mouse.

While he was doing his homework, he suddenly felt like bursting into song.

Now I'm so energetic I could be an ox plowing the fields.

Ruan Zhijuan ran to the bathroom to wash her face. When she came out, she opened an ice cream and sat down on the sofa while eating. But before she could sit down properly, Zhou Gangxun firmly supported her bottom with one hand and made her sit on his hand.

Zhou Gangxun patted him and asked, "Didn't you say you were going to take good care of him? Why are you trying to murder Little Black now?"

"Is Little Black under my butt?" Ruan Zhijuan couldn't see clearly. The blanket on the sofa was black, and Little Black was also black. It looked like a lump of black.

Zhou Gangxun looked into Ruan Zhijuan's eyes and said, "You said yesterday that you fell into a stinky ditch. How did you fall in? If you raise this municipal issue with the government, you might get a suggestion fee of two hundred yuan."

"Will there be any money? Two hundred yuan..." Ruan Zhijuan blinked, then ran to an open space in the living room, gesturing with her hand, "It's... I'm here, and then..."

As he spoke, he ran to another spot, "That stinky ditch is right here... I ran over and then I fell in. It's very well hidden; even I didn't see it. I thought it was a darker part of the road. How could a stinky ditch be on the road? You have to talk to them about this. Anyone else would have been seriously injured..."

It's as if he didn't break anything.

Didn't you twist your ankle?

"They're irresponsible." Zhou Gangxun patiently watched Ruan Zhijuan finish her performance, delivering a vivid narration, and then pulled her onto his lap. "The ice cream's melting."

Zhou Gangxun was certain of the diagnosis: it wasn't that the stinking ditch had suddenly appeared, but that Ruan Zhijuan's eyes couldn't see things at that distance clearly.

His silly wife is nearsighted and needs to be taken to see a doctor.

……

At midnight, the dog-feeding alarm clock, which was set to ring every two hours, would ring. Every time it did, Ruan Zhijuan would groggily grab her clothes and scramble out of bed, anxiously calling out to Zhou Gangxun, "It's time to feed the puppy, Zhou Gangxun..."

This was a collaboration between Zhou Gangxun and Ruan Zhijuan. Ruan Zhijuan didn't know how to feed puppies, but Zhou Gangxun did, so Ruan Zhijuan would feed him, and then he would feed the puppies.

Zhou Gangxun was eating while feeding the little black dog with freshly prepared goat milk powder.

Clearly, the medicine Dr. Jia prescribed was of no use.

Ruan Zhijuan was so sleepy she could barely keep her eyes open, her head nodding slightly, yawning and making soft, muffled noises. "Waaah, raising a puppy is so tiring... Zhou Gangxun..."

It really looks like breastfeeding a baby...

However, the only response he received was the dog's cheerful sucking.