Monthly Calculation System in Pokémon

Chapter 124 Refraction Orbital Line 1 (Dog! Just like a dog!)

"You don't care about the affairs of the three children?

"What should I do? Tell Rui Ri directly? Even though Rui Ri has a very good temper, that's because none of us have seen her crazy side. If you ask me, children's problems should be left to the children to solve."

"Actually... there is still a way... but this method is a little bit weak."

"Don't tell me that trick..."

"Then the problem between the three of them is, isn't it about the choice of love? A commitment to one party will undoubtedly harm the other party, so we might as well have equal love."

"It might as well be the best idea...but I'm a little worried about whether Little Lunar Eclipse will be unable to handle it when she grows up?"

"That's right...after all, I can't bear it even with you alone...Oh! It hurts, don't hit me!"

"It's so unseemly... Humph!"

"Listening to music is such a beautiful thing!"

At this time, Jiutian and the others were sitting in the carriage listening to music. Lucario or Lao Fan had a very good taste in classical music.

"Crack!!"

The train suddenly braked, causing everyone familiar with it to grab something next to them and stand still.

"Brothers... prepare to fight."

Lucario stood up, and the three of them walked out of the carriage, followed by Rising Sun and Lunar Eclipse. As for Dorothy, she was left behind. Gardevoir had something to talk to her about.

"Well, judging from the architectural style, it should be from Company N. What is it?... Damn it! Dog!"

A four-legged beast pounced out, letting out a low roar like crazy. The flesh and protruding bones all over his body, as well as the armor that had been crushed due to the crazy growth of flesh and blood, stuck to his body.

"Ha... annoying bastard, but I don't recommend cutting off your head and hanging it on my bed. After all, you smell like blood all over your body, and the smell is still very good."

"Hsssssssssssssssssssssssssss!"

At this moment, a tall figure walked out from the front, and another four-legged beast walked out beside him.

"Heh...it looks like the dog walker is here."

"Ssssssssssssssssss!"

Scarlet eyes emerged from the snake jar helmet. He looked at them with an evil expression, and the two dogs on both sides of him began to move and prepare to start hunting.

"Dog! It's really like a dog! (rude word) Why don't you fly!"

At this time, Livia, who was equipped with the fox umbrella ego, was very good at swearing, but everyone who heard his words had black lines on their heads. It seemed that everyone present was a canine, right?

"Roar!"

The enraged four-legged beast rushed towards Olivia, but at this moment, the sword in her hand blocked the blow, and she saw the sword blade in her hand flexibly slashing the gorgeous flower slash, It left a lot of holes in his body and cut off a lot of flesh and blood on his body.

"Ha! Come on, let me see what this thing does!"

Olivia held the necklace hanging around her neck tightly. After these days of research, she finally figured out what this thing was for.

Part of Olivia's spirit was sucked away by the necklace around her neck, reducing her spirit by 20 points. At the same time, the necklace gave it two layers of strength effects.

(Listen carefully, the painful and sad cry abandons your reason in exchange for more power - description of blue sadness)

"Come on, it's time to kill!"

Olivia held the umbrella in one hand and rushed forward quickly.

"Roar!"

A dog lunged at Olivia, and Olivia slid a sliding shovel that could easily kill the tiger right under him.

"Hahaha! Puppy! Look in front of you!"

Along with Rui Ri's crazy laughter, a flying nail was directly inserted into his head.

"Roar!!!"

Rui Ri's instant execution hit his brain, and it was hard to think without being confused.

Suddenly, an iron mountain leaned against the four-legged beast's head, followed immediately by an ax on his head.

"hiss!"

Snake Jar raised his left hand, and the snake on it whipped towards Olivia like a whip. Olivia hit him directly, and while he was stunned, the tip of the umbrella stuck into his arm, and in an instant The inflated umbrella made a big hole in it.

"Hey! Is Little Blue Dog confident enough to take him down?"

Jiutian took out the cigarette that was stained red with her own blood, and then took out a small box of matches that came from the dining car (candlelight dinner, how can you light candles without fire? The system even thought of this, she is so gentle .)

"Don't call me little blue dog! You black-hearted fox!"

Lucario dodged the claw that came at him, then turned around, pointed the box on his right shoulder at him, and the blade popped out, stabbing him in the eye.

"Roar!"

Stung in the eye, the four-legged beast roared in pain, and suddenly Jiutian cut off his front paw with an upward slash.

"boom!"

Suddenly, there was a sound like a balloon bursting from the front. Everyone's hearts tightened when they heard the sound, and then they saw that Snake Jar's two arms were broken.

"Cough cough cough cough!"

A large amount of green gas filled the entire space, making everyone feel painful to breathe.

"Bang bang bang!"

Lucario endured the severe pain in his lungs, raised the black box and smashed his head.

"Execution without distinction between black and white!"

Xiao Yuexiang's four axes added ten layers of vulnerability and successfully killed him.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Green gas began to fill the entire space, and Olivia had already begun to open the can.

"Ahem! You damn can! Damn it! You'll just start putting your damn poison!"

Olivia hit him directly with a dodge. The high points of stepping into the mud plus four levels of damage had already caused cracks in his hard armor.

"The purification of self-destruction!"

Little Moon Eclipse picked up an ax and struck him directly on the side. More green gas came out, and everyone began to rush forward and attack together.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

When everyone returned to the car, everyone felt that their lungs were on fire, and some people had even started to cough up blood.

"Okay, okay, don't breathe so fast, breathe slowly and steadily, don't breathe too fast."

Carlos looked at the children who were breathing in pain and began to ask them to lower their breathing rate to prevent their already injured lungs from being damaged by breathing too fast.

"The regeneration reactor is turning up power and treatment operations are underway."

The healing effects of the regeneration reactor slowly began to repair their lungs.

"Don't drink water next, otherwise your cough will choke you."

daily urban jokes

How to make normal people think you are crazy?

It's very simple, just keep a kind heart in the back alley and live for a long time, and you will be a qualified madman.