pertwk Chapter 133 The God of War personally teaches you the secrets of dishwashing: Your cleanliness is on
Chapter 133 The God of War personally teaches you the secrets of dishwashing: Your cleanliness is on
Fang Qingxue stood in the corner of the courtyard, holding the now-cooled communication jade, completely bewildered.
Her grandfather's words were like a demonic whisper, repeatedly eroding her understanding.
"Your only identity is that senior's... maid!"
"Every word and every thought of yours is the supreme decree of our Fang family!"
maid.
Imperial decree.
These words, spoken by her grandfather who valued family honor and martial arts dignity above all else, shocked her even more than the continuous breakthroughs she had just experienced.
She got it.
From this moment on, the fate of the family was completely intertwined with this courtyard house and the man picking his teeth in the chair.
And she, Fang Qingxue, is the most crucial rope that holds the future of the family together.
Her chest heaved as she forcefully suppressed all the turbulent thoughts swirling within her.
She didn't know what the future held.
But right now, she has one more crucial thing to do.
Sir, tell her to wash the dishes.
She walked to the stone table and looked at the plate with oil still glistening on it after the stir-fried cabbage was eaten, along with a few bowls and chopsticks.
If it were yesterday, asking her, the eldest daughter of the Fang family and a universally recognized prodigy in the international martial arts world, to do such a thing would have been a complete fantasy.
But now, her mindset has completely changed.
This is not a chore.
This is... the first "Tao" that the Master gave her!
She has to do it well, and do it to the best of her ability.
She picked up the plate, carefully stacked the bowls and chopsticks, and walked into the kitchen where the stove was built with "obsidian from the earth's core".
The kitchen was spotless.
The newly forged pot, crafted by Master Mu of Aries using "Starry Black Gold," sat quietly on the stove, its inner walls shimmering with a continuous flow of starlight, revealing a universe within.
Fang Qingxue glanced at it only once before immediately looking away.
She feared that if she continued watching, her newly solidified Dao heart would collapse on the spot.
She walked to the water vat, where the crystal-clear "Mysterious Heavy Water" exuded a chilling aura, causing her to catch her breath.
Use this to wash dishes?
Isn't this... too blasphemous?
After much deliberation, she turned on the tap next to her and filled it with regular tap water.
The man only said to wash the dishes, but didn't specify what kind of water to use.
Taking matters into one's own hands and causing displeasure to one's master would be a grave offense.
She put the bowls and chopsticks in the sink and squeezed dish soap on them.
Then, she extended her fair and slender hands, which had once been hailed as "jade hands."
She closed her eyes, and the Xuanbing True Qi within her body began to circulate.
This time, it's not for killing enemies, nor for protecting myself.
Countless streams of profound ice energy, hundreds of times finer than a strand of hair, emerged from her fingertips, transforming into billions of tiny, living ice crystal sprites that then submerged into the water.
Om-!
The water in the pool did not freeze.
But those stubborn oil stains, upon contact with the ice crystal sprites, have their molecular structure instantly broken down and peeled off by an unimaginably exquisite control!
They seemed to come alive, being torn off the surface of the bowls and chopsticks amidst silent screams!
The next moment, Fang Qingxue's true energy trembled slightly.
Whoosh!
All the filth in the pool was grasped by an invisible hand, instantly condensing into a gray-black sphere, which was then precisely flushed into the sewer by a stream of water.
The whole process took only a dozen seconds.
In the pool, all the bowls and chopsticks were spotless, even more lustrous and translucent than when they first came out of the kiln, without a trace of oil or water.
This doesn't look like it's been washed.
It's more like... it was reshaped and purified by some kind of law of heaven and earth.
Fang Qing looked at her masterpiece, and the corners of her mouth involuntarily turned up.
It turns out that using one's cultivation for such "mundane matters" has a unique and profound effect.
This is not just about the subtle manipulation of power, but a completely new kind of cultivation that integrates into the mundane world!
Just then, a huge head poked its way into the kitchen.
It is Ares, the god of war.
He was still holding that precious toilet brush in his hand, his eyes filled with a mixture of scrutiny and curiosity.
"New colleague, have you gotten the hang of things yet?" he asked in a deep voice.
He had clearly sensed the energy fluctuations in the courtyard just now. However, he kept his duties firmly in mind and would never leave his post without his master's orders.
Now, he's here to check on the professional competence of this new "logistics department comrade-in-arms".
He walked to the pool, picked up a bowl that Fang Qingxue had just washed, and held it up to his eyes.
He even stretched out his fingers and rubbed the bowl vigorously, making a "crunching" sound.
"Hmm..." Ares commented, "Judging from the surface cleanliness, it's barely acceptable, meeting the entry-level standard of our logistics support department."
Fang Qingxue's smile froze instantly.
Entry-level...standard?
His actions just now were so skillful that they demonstrated the Xuanbing True Qi at a microscope level; if this were done within the clan, it would be enough to leave all the elders speechless.
This is just... the beginner level?
"But!" Ares abruptly changed his tone, his expression becoming extremely serious.
"You've overlooked a fatal flaw!"
"What's the problem?" Fang Qingxue's heart tightened.
Ares pointed his thick finger at the bowl, his voice stern: "Cleanliness is not merely on the surface! It lies within!"
"You've only removed the surface dirt, but what about the unseen 'microbial communities' that thrive in the microscopic crevices of the porcelain? And the residual, negative 'energy information'? Have you dealt with them?"
Ares looked heartbroken, as if he were looking at a younger generation who had gone astray.
"Watch me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly raised the toilet brush in his hand.
The divine weapon, forged from Uru Divine Steel and Rainbow Bridge Crystal, radiated a sacred yet chilling light in his hands!
"With each cleansing, I infuse it with my divine power! My 'Wrath of the God of War' not only washes away all tangible filth, but also thoroughly purifies those intangible 'sins' that dare to defile your purity! This is true cleansing! This is absolute loyalty to you, my lord!"
Ares spoke passionately, his spittle flying everywhere.
Fang Qingxue was stunned by his shout.
She glanced at the toilet brush radiating divine light in Ares's hand, then at the bowl in her own.
For the first time, she had deep doubts about her own "business skills".
Could it be... that I really... didn't wash myself clean enough?
Just then, Lin Fan's lazy voice drifted in from the courtyard.
"Ares, what kind of corporate culture training are you doing for the new employees again? It's so noisy and incessant."
"Go and scrub your outhouse again. I feel like the cabbage I ate today has a strong aftereffect. I might have to come and inspect your work later."
"Yes, sir!"
Upon hearing the words "inspecting work," Ares trembled violently, and the expression on his face instantly turned into extreme fanaticism!
He ignored Fang Qingxue, picked up his toilet brush, and transformed into a blood-red tornado, rushing towards the backyard!
"This is a test from my sir! This is the greatest test he has ever given me! I must not let him down!!"
Watching Ares's frenzied back, Fang Qingxue silently picked up another bowl and put it back in the sink.
She made her decision.
Wash it again.
This time, she will use her own, most powerful "Mystic Ice Purification" method to completely cleanse her "inner self" as well!
In the courtyard, Lin Fan lay on a rocking chair, listening to the clanging sounds coming from the kitchen and Ares's energetic roar coming from the backyard, and nodded in satisfaction.
Yes, the new maid is quick to learn and has a very serious work attitude.
Ares, a long-time employee, has always maintained a high level of enthusiasm for his work.
Not bad, not bad.
The team building at the courtyard house is getting better and better.
My retirement life is becoming more and more promising.