I'm playing Honkai Impact 3

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Even the gentle Ruan Mei, upon seeing Xiao Heita's meaningful smile, noticeably deepened the curve of her lips.

On the forehead of the Great Black Tower, a clear "well" was visibly raised.

"I would take your words as a questioning of Black Tower's flawless figure."

"Ha~"

Upon hearing this, Little Black Tower burst out laughing as if he had heard an extremely absurd joke, striking the classic pose of Teacher Tom with one hand on his hip and the other pointing.

"I never thought there would be a fellow Black Tower member who is so narcissistic as to think of himself as the real deal, hahaha."

After laughing enough, she wiped away non-existent tears, put on a serious expression, and wanted to pat the big black tower.

But I couldn't reach it.

"I advise you to stop dreaming. I am the pride and joy of Lady Black Tower. Do you understand Black Tower better than I do?"

Little Black Tower's laughter, coupled with his earnest advice, made Starry Sky laugh even more heartily.

The big black tower looked at the two people and the puppet who were laughing heartily, and even Ruan Mei was about to laugh, her mouth twitching wildly.

"I need to check your black tower recognition module today to see if there's anything wrong with it!"

The big black tower, wielding its wand, slammed it down on the little black tower's forehead with a whooshing sound.

She wanted to force the computer to shut down.

But Little Black Tower is no ordinary creature either.

"Hey~ What are you doing~"

Little Black Tower took out the standard equipment for Black Tower dolls from behind him, the Amethyst Magic Hammer, and blocked Big Black Tower's magic wand.

"According to Article 13 of Chapter 7 of the Black Tower Management Regulations, attacks between Black Towers are prohibited. You have seriously violated the city rules. Put away your weapon immediately, or I will report this to the core central command."

"As expected, it's Little Blackie."

Hearing the little black tower's affected and drawn-out tone, Qiong nodded in agreement.

"The second son's potential is unfathomable, and his future is promising."

Xing nodded vigorously, looking like a disciple of a sect who had gone on a journey and found a genius.

Hearing their praise, Little Black Tower politely gave them a bright smile.

Where did you buy your skins? How many Black Tower coins did they cost?

She persisted in asking the question.

"Do you want it? We're not buying it, we're giving it away in a lottery. It only costs 160 Black Tower Coins to enter the lottery, and you're guaranteed to get a skin within 9600 Black Tower Coins."

Qiong has already decided where to open the skin shop.

"Hmph, don't worry."

The large black tower stared dangerously at the small black tower.

"Today you'll either be disassembled into parts and rebuilt, or you'll be completely formatted and won't be able to leave."

"Why are you so stubborn, like a black tower that won't listen to reason?"

Little Black Tower felt helpless, as if facing a stubborn block of wood:

"If you really are the real person, then tell me, where does Lady Black Tower usually stand?"

"Naturally, it is based on..."

The Great Black Tower frowned, and said confidently and arrogantly:

"The boundaries of knowledge extend infinitely."

"Wrong~"

Little Black Tower denied it categorically, raising a thin finger with distinct knuckles and shaking it:

The answer is space.

"Clam?"

The arrogance on Black Tower's face froze.

I can't understand the logic behind this.

"Because of the Black Tower Space Station."

The little black tower stood with his hands on his hips, chin slightly raised, his voice resounding.

Xing blinked, made an "oh" sound with her little mouth, and added the explanation:

"The stations are exactly the same, and they all have the meaning of establishing a foothold, which is quite amusing."

Little Black Tower grinned from ear to ear, and Chaoxing gave him an approving thumbs-up.

"I never expected this kid to have such terrifying talent, she even has a talent for making lame jokes. I'm getting more and more fond of her."

Qiong's gaze toward #09888 gradually softened, thinking that perhaps she could take him on as a disciple and nurture him properly.

She was assigned to Black Tower City to work as the owner of the Starry Sky Shop.

"Oh, I remember now."

A cold breeze, generated by the lame joke, blew through the Great Black Tower, and he suddenly realized what was happening.

"what happened?"

With a smile, Ruan Mei took out a box of exquisite plum blossom cakes from her personal space. With her slender fingers wearing silk gloves, she picked up a soft and glutinous pastry and fed it to Qiong's mouth.

"I just remembered why I put the early batch doll #09888 in Black Tower City."

Daheita crossed his arms and stared intently at Ruan Mei's hand.

"I originally wanted her to be my lab assistant, but I don't know what website she visited and she got infected with some weird joke virus."

"Although the protection system successfully detected and killed the virus, her personality was affected, and she often told tasteless, lame jokes."

"Protest! I want to vindicate the humor of Black Tower."

Little Black Tower was quite indignant that his fellow Black Tower native was using his humor as tasteless lame jokes.

Having successfully obtained Ruan Mei's pastries under her watchful gaze, Hei Ta opened his mouth somewhat uncomfortably to accept the feeding, nodded in satisfaction, and looked at Little Hei Ta.

"Do you remember later throwing her into the humor container, so you could hone a whole Amber Age sense of humor at the bottom of the container?"

"A humorous container? What's that?"

The star captured the keywords.

"A strange object. The box tells jokes 24 hours a day. Although most of them are not very funny, some of them can make me laugh."

Black Tower chewed on his pastry, his brow slightly furrowed.

It has osmanthus syrup drizzled on it, and the dessert is 5% better than her usual taste. It was made according to Qiong's preferences.

"So it still had some value, but I got tired of hearing it later and don't know where I threw it away."

"The joke-telling oddity sounds quite interesting; let's include that in the payment."

Qiong's eyes lit up, and she clapped her hands.

"Then let's see if we can find it."

The Great Black Tower is indifferent to the Dao; that strange object is of no use except for telling jokes. I wouldn't even feel bad giving it to Xingqiong as a toy.

"Tell me honestly, how did you sneak out of that container?"

Big Black Tower swallowed the last bite of pastry and then fixed his gaze on Little Black Tower again.

"How do you know I was put in solitary confinement by the Black Tower Lady?"

Little Black Tower was quite surprised by this, but still replied:

"During that time, I practiced my best jokes diligently every day in the box, until later..."

"Could it be that even the box can't stand your lame jokes?"

The box likes to tell jokes and listen to jokes, but it reacts negatively to bad jokes, making it a rare and unusual object with consciousness.

"No, until later, the boxes weren't used anymore!"

"Ah."

With a serious academic expression, Qiong gave a professional explanation to the Great Black Tower: "The fact that the box is no longer being filled has a double meaning of both 'no longer being filled' and 'releasing,' which is quite amusing."

Do you find this funny?

The Great Black Tower stared at the sky with lifeless, expressionless eyes.

"That's very funny!"

Qiong, Xing, and Xiao Heita all spoke in unison.

Daheita felt a tightness in his chest, an unbearable pressure that was neither rising nor falling.

"I just couldn't stand watching the doll use 'my' face to deliver these low-quality puns and homophonic jokes every day, so I threw her into Black Tower City."

"It seems necessary for you to redefine what humor truly is."

Big Black Tower hugged his not-so-ample chest with dissatisfaction.

The fourth mirror.

As the Great Black Tower called out, the Fourth Mirror, Asrod, emerged from the space, its surface rippling like water.

"Yes, yes, Lady Black Tower! Your most loyal mirror, Asrod, is always at your command!"

"The time has come to show your worth."

Daheita elegantly tossed a strand of brown hair behind his ear.

"Hehehe~ I'm just a broken mirror, what meaning could I possibly have?"

The mirror's voice was full of flattery and humility; if it had a mouth, it might have already crawled on the ground to kiss the tip of the black tower's shoe.

"At most, it can only capture one-hundred-millionth of Lord Black Tower's magnificent beauty. Even the members of the Pure Beauty Knights will only marvel at the extent of 'Idrila is above'."

"As expected of you, Fourth Mirror."

Qiong shook his head at the sight.

"It really wants to improve."

Xing commented with deep agreement.

"Very good~ Sounds nice~"

The big black tower gave a barely satisfied hum, its gaze shifting to the little black tower.

"This is just shameless flattery from Ashi!"

The little black tower defied authority and argued its case based on reason:

"Besides, when it comes to sincerely praising Ms. Black Tower with humor, I believe I am second to none!"

"Alright, I'll give you one more chance."

The Black Tower adopted a posture of great compassion.

"Ganbatte!"

The stars cheer for the little black tower.

Little Blackie puffed out his little chest, took a deep breath, and began to praise with full enthusiasm:

"Lady Black Tower never picks up two persimmons, because Lady Black Tower is unparalleled in the ability to lift a single persimmon!"

"What should Lady Black Tower be called if she turned into a 'green onion'? Answer: Absolutely stunning, because Lady Black Tower's 'green onion' name is absolutely stunning!"

"Why did Lady Black Tower punish the Masked Fool with fire magic? Because Lady Black Tower punishes the Fool with flames!"

"Lady Black Tower..."

"okay!"

With each word of praise from Little Black Tower, Big Black Tower's face darkened further, until finally, unable to bear it any longer, he interrupted.

"How about that? Were you startled by my humor?"