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Volume 1: Chapter 736 Fireworks: Xin Su is so much fun!

"Oh dear~ So fierce~ My heart is about to jump out of my chest~"

Facing the chilling sword light that tore through space, Hanabi let out a flamboyant, coquettish cry.

With the agility and grace of an acrobat, she dodged a deadly attack with a series of backflips, her fingertips touching her lips.

"The Way of Sitting in Oblivion!"

The red-robed Taoist's face was contorted with rage.

The Heart-Piercing Spine Sword emitted a sword aura capable of traversing timelines, causing Hanabi's playful expression to freeze and become serious for a moment before she fell silent.

"Hey, hey, hey, isn't this how the script is supposed to go? What happened to the idea that Servants and Masters fight side by side? What did poor, weak, and helpless Hanabi do wrong?"

Hanabi raised her hand to wipe away non-existent tears, feigning fragility.

Qiong Huahuo leaped back off the ground to dodge the sword light.

"That's a question for you to answer, Miss Hanabi."

"They're asking themselves, my dear, Miss Hanabi."

Bang!

A muffled thud.

Huozi approached like a ghost and delivered a powerful whip kick.

Fireworks spun and launched a flying kick, clashing head-on with Brother Fire.

With the force of the recoil, the fireworks flew backward.

With a sudden stop and twist, he slid towards Qiong Hua Huo like an eel, completing the teleportation seamlessly.

"A good and healthy mental state..."

"Master, I see you possess an extraordinary temperament, and your spiritual world is even more magnificent and colorful. Would you like to consider joining the tavern? The God of Music would definitely love you!"

Without needing to use any of her destiny abilities, Hanabi could see the madness overflowing from the other person just by looking at their appearance.

"Oh?"

Qiong Hanabi looked at Huozi, who had stopped attacking because of Hanabi's words.

"Have you calmed down?"

Huahu maintained a pitiful look of being bullied, but as Li Huowang took the heavy torture instrument bag off his waist and spread it out in front of him, he picked up one of the hook-shaped torture instruments.

Her expression suddenly changed.

"This is……?"

"Brother Li, where is this place?"

A refined scholar, dressed in white and holding a fan, looked around in astonishment at the extraordinary sights that exceeded his imagination: dazzling neon lights and whirlwinds of people.

"Hahaha, real? Hallucination? Real? Brilliant! Brilliant indeed! Red Zhong is so funny!"

Wearing a bright red robe and with a maniacal smile, Illusionary Red clapped his hands vigorously.

“Benefactor, anger harms the body. I don’t think these two female benefactors have any ill intentions.”

The kind-faced monk clasped his hands together in prayer.

"Brother Zhuge, can you also see this hallucination?"

Li Huowang was taken aback when he heard this, but he quickly understood.

"North Wind! Get out here!"

Yes, only the North Wind, being of the same nature, could create such a realistic illusion.

He even gave the other party cultivation techniques, and this bastard has tricked him!

"Hey Red Center, where's that north wind coming from?"

Illusion Red immediately moved closer.

“Those two pretty young girls are not the path of our Dao of Sitting in Oblivion.”

"However, they are absolutely one in a million, truly born to cultivate the Dao of Oblivion! Why don't we think of a way to lure them in?"

Li Huowang scoffed at Hong Zhong's words, not believing a single one.

"North Wind, you better not let me find you, or I'll chop your head off in the cesspool and turn you into a pig that eats dung!"

Huozi's refined and easygoing manner made Huahuo's lips twitch slightly.

"Brother Li, please calm down. Even if the power of the Heart Sutra is mysterious and unpredictable, it is impossible to create such an unprecedented scene out of thin air."

Zhuge Yuan surveyed the bustling metropolis of this interstellar civilization, a sight beyond the imagination of the ancients, with a solemn expression.

"Don't believe it! Maybe the dice boss is playing a trick on you!"

The illusionary figure, Hongzhong, kindly warned, "Don't believe it! If you do, you'll fall for it!"

"Oh my gosh~?"

Hanabi gently tapped her smooth chin with her slender fingers.

"This young hero... could he be a colleague? How strange, I've never heard of such an interesting fellow joining us at the tavern in Pinocchio's history~"

Adjusting the mask on her head, Hua Huo's five-petaled cherry blossom eyes brightened. She could not see the illusions surrounding the red-robed Taoist, but she could see his spiritual radiance through the mask.

He was communicating with himself.

These fireworks are really good!

She used to be like this when she performed a one-woman show!

Interesting!

If Hanabi had ever had such an interesting colleague at the tavern, she certainly wouldn't have forgotten him.

"Brother Huo, how about we play a game to calm down first?"

Qiong Huahuo approached the extremely wary Li Huowang with a grin and handed him a cell phone amidst his murderous expression.

Li Huowang's murderous aura faltered as he was greeted by a 3D-style scene, an unusually familiar map, and heartwarming words.

Lone Assassin: [Can you bunch of trash stop feeding? I got seventeen heads by myself, and you guys fed thirty.]

Demacia's Might: "[Stop barking, kid!]"

The lone assassin marks Demacian Might as surviving: [You're trash, you're playing n@＃￥, you stinky@＃%, you Ms@＃￥]

The mission of Qingque made Di Yuan Qiongyu great once again.

Qiong thought that since she was already running a board game company, she might as well bring mobile games over as well. After all, with interstellar-level technology, replicating League of Legends and Honor of Kings would be a piece of cake.

Who says mobile games can't be played like board games?

Five black characters sitting in a row at the table, isn't that a board game too?

Under Astaroth's management, Alliance Glory has become quite well-known in the galaxy, and its online user base is growing at a visible rate, almost comparable to the group's main business, Imperial Jade.

"..."

Li Huowang stared blankly at the game on his phone.

Isn't this League of Legends?!

Can it also be played on a mobile phone?

and many more.

Countless thoughts flashed through Li Huowang's mind. Finally, he pulled out a bone nail and, under Hua Huo's "Damn it!" gaze, stabbed it into his left hand without hesitation.

A searing pain shot through my hand as I stabbed and pulled, until my hand was covered in blood.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Accompanied by tears, Li Huowang let out a wild laugh filled with madness and a sense of liberation.

"It's true! It's all true! It's all real, hahaha!"

What flooded his mind in an instant was not the Holy Grail War or other worlds, but the painful memories buried deep in his heart.

"Mom! I can't tell the difference! I really can't tell the difference!"

"If you prefer to stay over there, then stay over there. Everything's fine here, Dad can handle it."

The father forced a tired, hoarse voice.

"Why is the fire so strong?"

The mother's final question, filled with endless confusion and sorrow.

Li Huowang's laughter gradually subsided, as if all his bones had been removed, and he slumped to the ground in despair.

The hand, a bloody mess with bones showing, trembled as it stroked the cold phone screen.

Like a wounded child, he clutched the phone to his chest, his voice choked with sobs until he could only sob.

"Waaaaaah!!"

"...What's going on?"

Huozi looked at Huozi, who was laughing and crying at the same time, and hugging the air next to him, saying something like, "Nana, I'm fine, I just encountered something happy." Huozi's charming little face was completely bewildered.

Even the well-informed Masked Fool rarely sees such a naturally gifted and uniquely styled madman!

"Don't ask, it's all about social gaming. It's a cure-all. Let's play a couple of rounds."

Qiong Hanabi took out her phone and waved it at Hanabi.

"This is okay?"

Hanabi blinked; she had even considered using a Command Seal.

Unexpectedly, another version of myself easily dismantled the other party's hostility with just a mobile phone and a game.

In a rather subtle and strange atmosphere, Qiong Hanabi, Hanabi, and Li Huowang played two ranked games of League of Legends.

Because Qiong Huahuo's account rank was relatively high, Huozi's low-level skills and awareness seemed out of place in high-level games, and he was quickly greeted with friendly remarks by his teammates.

Then, Huozi fully demonstrated the friendly nature of a Zaun guy, broadcasting his teammate's insults over the entire time until he couldn't win the argument and then went AFK.

Qiong Huahuo felt that he and Potio must have a lot in common.

After two games, the tense atmosphere completely disappeared. Li Huowang abandoned his refined and easygoing demeanor and solemnly asked the air beside him:

"Brother Zhuge, was everything I just experienced real? And what I'm holding isn't some kind of stone, is it?"

"The Red Boss, it's all true!"

Huanhuan immediately answered, fawning over Li Huowang like a lackey, and said:

"Boss, you have to let me out of here in the future! Do you need any other information about the Dao of Sitting in Oblivion? Is selling them enough?"

"If that's not enough, let me out, and I'll go scam a few more..."

Facing the rambling, hallucinatory Hong Zhong beside him, Li Huowang said to Zhuge Yuan, "Brother Zhuge, help me slap him."

Snapped--!

Illusion Red was slapped away.

The monk came up and said happily, "Taoist, that's wonderful! As long as you get the Holy Grail that can grant wishes, your illness will be cured."

"I'm not sick!"

Li Huowang immediately retorted, his neck stiff with conviction.

Miss Hua Huo Huo stared at the red-robed Taoist priest who was insisting he wasn't sick, his mouth slightly agape and his expression strange.

It was an expression that combined amazement and awe.

She turned her head and looked at Qiong Huahuo.

Her delicate, snow-white hands immediately wrapped around her neck, almost hanging on her, striking a pose of intimate bliss as best friends, her voice cloyingly sweet:

"My dear, charming, and incredibly intelligent Hanabi-san~"

"You must know this amazing person, right? Quick, share this with that poor, curious person! Let them have a laugh too! Please!"