Help, I've become a paper man

Chapter 368 Silly

Song Yi took only two steps when he was grabbed by An Xiaochun. He dragged him backwards and said:

"Why are you leaving? This adult's business has nothing to do with you. Come back soon."

When Song Yi heard this, he stopped struggling and turned his head to refute:

"What kind of adult matters are these? I'm not a child. This has everything to do with me... eh?"

He was arguing loudly, and had only said half of his words when he saw An Xiaochun laughing. Zhao Xian had just put down his hand when a strong sour taste came from the tip of his tongue.

But in an instant, the strong impact made him shed tears. He opened his mouth, but before he could make a sound, he closed his mouth obediently amid the secretion of saliva.

An Xiaochun laughed even louder, and put his arm around Zhao Xian's shoulders, and came up to Song Yi and asked, "Don't worry, it's just a piece of candy, isn't it delicious?"

A typical bully attitude.

Song Yi ignored the two of them and focused on the "candy" in his mouth. At this point, how could he not understand?

Just now, the two men cooperated. One attracted his attention and deliberately caused a quarrel to distract him, while the other took the opportunity to throw something into his mouth.

If they said it was candy, he would believe a word of it, but Yan Changyue was here, so it wasn't like she was trying to poison him. It was more like a prank.

Just as Song Yi was thinking this, An Xiaochun let go of Zhao Xian, walked up to him, and raised his hand to pat his shoulder. Naturally, he didn't want to do that, so he dodged sideways, but this didn't affect An Xiaochun's mood.

The man said to himself: "What did I say just now? That's the business of the two adults. They say theirs and we say ours. You really believe it."

"You heard the mumbling, and you actually believed Lord Yan's words 'I didn't see it'. You were so stupid that you wanted to run after him again."

An Xiaochun became more and more anxious as he spoke. Regardless of Song Yi's refusal, he moved closer again, trying to get closer to him and whisper something to him.

He naturally didn't want to, and the fight was about to break out. Yan Changyue came over at this time, and when she passed by them, she said:

"Stop bullying him."

After hearing this, An Xiaochun immediately withdrew his hand, slowly stood up, and reluctantly said "Okay", but turned his back to Yan Changyue and secretly gestured to Song Yi.

I don't know what I'm talking about.

Song Yi ignored him and tried to follow him, but was caught by Zhao Xian. Before he could get rid of him, An Xiaochun followed closely behind.

So, after Yan Changyue went out, she turned sideways and was about to close the door, and saw them standing close to each other, with Song Yi standing in the middle, one on the left and one on the right, hugging each other's arms and waist.

"Don't bully him." Yan Changyue emphasized again, and after watching them let go of their hands, she slowly closed the door and left.

Song Yi was speechless after all this. He didn't understand who they were trying to protect by locking them up together after giving them a warning.

It's not his anyway.

Song Yi thought about it and turned to look at them. The two brothers were standing there, rubbing their arms wildly through their clothes, looking very disgusted.

He added in his heart: It’s not to reassure them.

"What do you want to say? Now that the 'adults' are gone, it's time to start children's time," said Song Yi.

An Xiaochun followed his lead and rolled his eyes before putting his hand down and saying, "What kid time? You're the only one who's not thinking straight and hasn't realized that Boss Yan is protecting you."

"Erosion is not an illusion. Don't lie to me, brother. When you hear the sound, you will definitely see the scene. If there are those, it means you are polluted."

"This is a process that doesn't happen instantly. Before that, you're not quite sober and look silly."

"But since you're usually stupid, you actually looked like you weren't affected at first glance, so we didn't notice it in time."

Song Yi raised his right hand and said, "You seem to be taking advantage of the opportunity to scold me with personal emotions."

An Xiaochun nodded and replied, "Remove the word 'seems' and replace it with 'just'. Not only do I want to scold you, I also want to punch you twice to wake you up."

"This is such an important matter, it's crisis-related, but you only care about me scolding you. With this kind of brain, how can Boss Yan let you go out without worrying about it?"

Song Yi ignored this and asked, "Don't worry about it. Tell me first, what did you give me to eat?"

After the sour smell faded, his dizziness disappeared and his brain became clear again, as if he had a new head, no longer affected by the debuff.

An Xiaochun said: "It is a medicine, discovered by Yan Changyue, and it has not yet been mass-produced."

Song Yi wanted to ask more questions, but after An Xiaochun finished speaking, he seemed to have thought of something and couldn't hold it back, and suddenly laughed out loud.

"Let me tell you, hahaha, there is something very hellish happening haha!"

An Xiaochun laughed as he spoke, waving his arms. Compared to Song Yi, he looked more like he was being eroded. Zhao Xian also took this opportunity to move away unnoticeably and distance himself from An Xiaochun.

Song Yi was inspired and started moving silently without paying attention to An Xiaochun's words.

An Xiaochun continued, "You know what! He was the one who came up with the idea of ​​dismantling monsters and making weapons, hahaha!"

"Isn't this immoral? This is great. Otherwise, when we go to war, hahahaha, we still have to be stingy."

When An Xiaochun said this, he laughed even louder. While he was talking nonsense, Song Yi had already come to the door, grasped the door handle, and was about to open the door.

Zhao Xian finally took action. He leaped over and kicked An Xiaochun, interrupting him with physical means.

An Xiaochun was hit by it and immediately let out a whine. Song Yi took this opportunity to open the door and ran away, no longer paying attention to the shouts behind him.

He understood that all those tit-for-tat arguments were performed for him. Yan Changyue knew that he was wrong, and so did An Xiaochun. If nothing unexpected happened, Zhigui and the others would also know that it was just a show.

But if we think about it this way, the question is, we all know, who is the show for? Him?

Song Yi went to knock on Zhigui's door in silence. As soon as his fingers touched the door panel, there was a "click" sound and the door opened.

It is better to arrive at the right time than to arrive in time. Song Yi arrived at the right time and at the right time. They packed their bags and were about to go home when Song Yi came to visit suddenly and caught these two.

When Zhigui saw him, the first thing he said was, "How did you get here?" and the second thing he said was, "Hahaha, you guessed wrong, he didn't choose Yan Changyue, he wanted to go with us."

The first sentence was spoken to Song Yi, and when he said the second sentence, Zhigui had already turned his head to look at Ying Rushi.

Instead, he smiled and said, without any embarrassment from the cricket man behind him:

"Yes, come and help us. If you have packed, we can leave together."

Song Yi knew that it was meant for himself. He had not gone back at all, so of course he had no time to pack up. Even if he had "packed up", it only meant organizing his weapons and putting on all his equipment, which he had not completed.

After waking up, he hadn't met the butler yet, let alone the knife and bullets, he didn't even get the reins, but...

"I have nothing to pack. Let's go together." Song Yi also said with a smile.

What was he afraid of? Although he didn't have a new knife, he had enough bullets and arrows, so he was not afraid.