pertwk Chapter 39 2 Lang Zhenjun? Scan the QR code before speaking.
Chapter 39 2 Lang Zhenjun? Scan the QR code before speaking.
King Qin Guang looked at the bag of Chacha melon seeds, then looked up at the huge hole in the sky that led straight to the Heavenly Court, and felt that his worldview was shaking just like the roof beams of the underworld.
"Chu Jiang, what... what time is it already, and you're still..."
"Your Majesty, what's the rush?" Chu Jiang cracked open a melon seed, spitting out the shell with a "plop." "Everyone hasn't arrived yet, why are you in such a hurry to start the feast? Here, have a taste, it's savory, very flavorful."
He pushed the melon seeds towards King Qin Guang again.
Just then, it got completely dark.
It wasn't the darkness of night, but a pure, all-consuming inky blackness. The opening that had been torn open by the giant spirit suddenly widened tenfold, and an indescribably enormous phantom eye slowly opened from the rift.
Those eyes held no emotion, only the cold, detached gaze of the Heavenly Law upon all living beings.
Just a glance from those eyes was enough to stop all the ghosts in the square from even screaming. They collapsed to the ground, their souls flickering like candle flames about to go out.
On the high platform, the ten Kings of Hell, who had been barely able to stand, all groaned and had no choice but to bow down in submission. This oppressive aura was far beyond the pure power of the Giant Spirit God; it was an absolute suppression stemming from the rank of life.
A figure silently descended upon the center of the square under the gaze of that giant eye.
He was clad in chainmail, his posture ramrod straight, his expression cold and hard, a vertical line between his brows—the very essence of the Heavenly Eye. Beside him followed a slender black dog with jet-black fur and fierce eyes.
Erlang Shen, also known as Yang Jian.
He didn't even glance at the giant spirit still "illegally parked" in the pit. His gaze pierced through space and landed directly on the only figure still standing on the high platform, stuffing sunflower seeds into his mouth.
"Is it you, brat, who has disrupted the order of Heaven?"
Yang Jian's voice was not loud, but it was like a carving knife of laws, directly carving into the origin of every divine soul present.
The celestial hound beside him let out a low growl, then opened its mouth and barked fiercely.
"Woof!"
This explosion wasn't just a sonic boom, but a tangible shockwave. The entire plaza floor tiles of the First Yama Palace were lifted from the center by this force, rolling outwards like waves.
Even the giant spirit god, who was frozen in mid-air, was shaken three times by the aftershock.
Only Chu Jiang, with a gentle wave of his hand, caused the devastating shockwave to vanish without a trace, just like spring snow meeting the warm sun, when it reached three feet in front of him.
He patted the sunflower seed crumbs off his hands, stepped down from the platform, and wore a professional smile.
"So it is the esteemed Erlang Shen who has graced us with his presence. We are so sorry for not welcoming you sooner."
King Qin Guang and the others watched with twitching eyelids. Why was this kid so enthusiastic when he saw the God of War of the Heavenly Court, as if he were seeing an old customer?
Yang Jian looked at him, his eyes showing no emotion.
Chu Jiang seemed oblivious to the gaze that could freeze one's soul. He walked straight to Yang Jian, then turned to the side and pointed to the huge electronic water mirror hanging on the wall of the "Supreme Court of the Underworld".
On the water mirror, a huge QR code is playing on a loop.
"True Lord, welcome to my Underworld for inspection and guidance." Chu Jiang's tone was as sincere as a company receptionist.
"However, according to the newly promulgated 'Regulations on the Safety Management of Visitors to the Three Realms' and 'Netherworld Epidemic Prevention Law' of our Underworld, outsiders need to scan a code to register and make a visitor appointment before entering the country."
The entire room fell completely silent.
Even the celestial hound stopped roaring and tilted its head to look at this strange ghost official.
The vertical line between Yang Jian's eyebrows twitched slightly.
He roamed the three realms, vanquishing demons and monsters. He had seen arrogant people and fearless people, but he had never seen anyone so... professional.
Chu Jiang completely ignored the atmosphere and continued with his routine.
He pointed to the Howling Celestial Dog beside Yang Jian, and his smile became even more "sincere".
"Furthermore, Your Excellency, we generally support you bringing your pet into the country, after all, we want to build a harmonious coexistence between humans and nature in the Three Realms."
"However, according to Article 3 of the 'Interim Measures for the Quarantine of Pets Entering the Underworld,' you are required to provide your dog's vaccination certificate, especially the vaccination records for the rabies vaccine and the Heavenly Merit vaccine."
"puff--"
This time, it was King Yama on the high platform who couldn't hold back. He spat out a mouthful of tea, choking and turning his face red.
Vaccine proof?
How do I get a vaccination certificate for Xiaotian Dog?
What the hell is this?!
Yang Jian's expression finally cracked, his icy demeanor softening. He sensed that his divine power was malfunctioning here, not because it was suppressed, but because it was being thwarted by an even more absurd logic.
Who is the Howling Celestial Dog? It is a primordial beast that followed the True Lord, biting the sun and swallowing demon saints!
Today, a ghost actually asked it for a vaccine certificate?
"roar!"
The Celestial Hound felt it had suffered the greatest insult of its life. It stopped roaring, its body blurred, transforming into a black lightning bolt, its sharp teeth, capable of crushing immortal gold, lunging straight for Chu Jiang's throat.
fast!
All the ghosts and spirits saw was a black shadow.
However, another, much larger, darker shadow appeared, moving even faster.
boom!
A muffled thud, even crisper than when swatting a fly.
The black lightning bolt flew backward at three times the speed it had come from, tracing a beautiful parabola in the air before finally striking the giant spirit's open mouth with a "smack" and getting stuck.
Giant Spirit God: "???"
A huge figure appeared in the square at some unknown time.
The ancient ferocious beast, the Soul Devouring Beast, stood upright, one paw behind its back, the other paw still in a slapping posture, with a hint of disdain on its face.
It was wearing a specially made black vest with two large gold characters printed on its chest: "Security".
The Celestial Hound struggled twice inside the Giant Spirit God's mouth, spitting out a tooth, its eyes filled with disbelief.
Before it could react, it saw the ugly behemoth wearing a vest slowly pull something out of its pocket.
It was a small plaque, about the size of a palm, made of soul-nourishing wood, laminated, and with a red string attached.
The front of the sign features a large headshot of the Soul-Devouring Beast baring its teeth, with a line of large characters below.
Chief Security Officer of the Underworld Supreme Court (Police Dog Unit)
[Number: 001]
Name: Tun Tun
The Soul-Devouring Beast waved its work ID, letting out a low gurgling sound, its eyes seeming to say something.
"A stray dog without a license dares to run wild on my turf?"
Li, the coder, appeared like a ghost, raising his tablet at the opportune moment and using AI-generated voice translation to say: "Reporting to the boss, an unregistered biological attack on the security area has been detected. It has been physically removed in accordance with Article 17 of the Security Regulations. Please provide instructions for the next steps."
The entire First Yama Palace Square was so quiet that even breathing could be clearly heard.
All the ghosts and spirits looked at Chu Jiang with the same eyes one would use to look at a deity.
No, it's about seeing the devil.
They now seriously suspect that this Lord Chu might have some kind of unusual fetish.
First, he forced the celestial gods to read traffic regulations, and now he's having his own security guards beat up Erlang Shen's Howling Celestial Dog, mistaking it for an unlicensed stray dog.
This is going to offend the Heavenly Court to the point of no return!
Yang Jian looked at the Howling Celestial Dog, who was stuck in the giant spirit god's mouth and questioning its existence, and then at the Soul Devouring Beast, who was swaggering around with its work permit.
He was silent.
After a long while, he raised his head and his gaze returned to Chu Jiang.
The third eye between his eyebrows slowly opened a crack.
A terrifying power, capable of tearing apart the netherworld, began to gather in that crevice.
"It seems that reasoning with you won't work." For the first time, Yang Jian's voice carried anger.
Chu Jiang laughed.
He waved to Li, the coder.
No, I think quite the opposite.
"True Lord, you just haven't adapted to the corporate culture of our Underworld yet."
"Now, I'm officially informing you." Chu Jiang's smile vanished, and his expression turned serious.
"Your dog is being administratively detained because it caused trouble without a license and violently resisted law enforcement, according to regulations."