pertwk Chapter 355 You really dressed as a woman?
Chapter 355 You really dressed as a woman?
After the theatrical version of "Sun and Moon First Strike" finished airing on Bilibili, the entire tokusatsu community exploded.
The first step of Xin'ao is so delicious, when else would you wait to open a bottle of champagne!
Just as everyone was looking forward to Gauss's next development.
Lao Tang's Bilibili account suddenly updated with a video.
Those who follow him received notifications on their phones.
The eagerly awaiting fans clicked in excitedly, knowing that Lao Tang would definitely not let go of such a huge amount of traffic as "Gauss's live broadcast".
However, the moment the screen lit up, everyone was stunned.
On the screen, Old Tang sat upright.
But he was wearing a pink maid outfit that was clearly ill-fitting.
The lace trim clung tightly to his thick arms.
She was also wearing a cat ear headband.
The scene, while described as "eye-searing," wasn't actually that eye-searing.
After looking at it for a while, it even has a unique flavor.
The live chat went wild on the spot.
[Front row!]
[A shocking opening!]
【? ? ! ! 】
Mom~
You're amazing!
[What's going on? Is Lao Tang having a transvestite episode?]
Why are you taking a screenshot? What are you standing there for?!
[From the group, witnessing history!]
[Stop bullying Laotang! I found out the other day that Laotang is involved in organized crime; he has several tally marks tattooed on his thigh.]
I'm frantic in Chengdu!
Old Tang's facial muscles twitched slightly as he watched the screen explode with comments.
But he still tried to put on a calm expression.
"Everyone, don't be so quick to laugh."
"Before we get into the entertainment, as a professional tokusatsu content creator, I have to have a good talk with you about this anime, 'The First Strike of the Sun and Moon'."
That disgusted face is absolutely priceless!
Old Tang is so green!
What do you think is the meaning of life?
[Still the same post-match comment: "Get out of here after the game!"]
A strange feeling stirred within me.
[This group has watched this seriously. Old Tang, are you forgetting something?]
"I know you want to see me wash my hair upside down. Don't worry, you can't escape."
Old Tang's eyes darted around.
"But before I wash my hair, I feel I need to explain to the new audience why I'm wearing this outfit."
He took a deep breath, his gaze becoming distant, as if recalling a painful past.
"It all started on the night the movie ended..."
Old Tang's thoughts drifted back to a period of time ago...
……
It was an ordinary night.
On the computer screen, the ending theme of "The First Strike of the Sun and Moon" had just faded away.
After the subtitles finished scrolling, the screen went completely dark.
In front of the computer screen, Old Tang, whose mind was filled with the thought that "to be fair, this movie was really good, but more importantly, how am I supposed to keep my promise?" was utterly hopeless, as if he had been frozen in place, and he leaned back in his gaming chair in a daze.
The can of iced cola in his hand had long since cooled to room temperature, but he hadn't bothered to drink it.
The penguin icon in the lower right corner of the computer screen was flashing at a frantic frequency, accompanied by a "beep beep beep" notification sound, which was like a death knell.
Old Tang took a deep breath and, with trembling hands, opened the "Old Tang's Tokusatsu Fleet" group chat.
As expected, the group chat had completely exploded.
[Group Chat: Old Tang's Tokusatsu Fleet]
Slaanesh's Chosen: @Old Tang, come out! Stop playing dead!
The US dollar has gone up, but look at my British pound – it's gone up too! Old Tang is adrift in Guangdong and has lost contact with everyone.
Thirty years of professional dust removal: @OldTangLaoTang, speak up! You've got the Tai Chi, using minimal force to deflect a great weight, but where's your compassion?
Bilibili user 114514: When I saw Gauss change form, I knew it was a sure thing! Everything was in the bag!
Xiao Chunan: Who can hold out? There's a second hurdle!
The musaka lamp that occasionally makes a "coo-coo-coo" sound: [Big Bear sitting, relaxed and tense.jpg]
Dreaming of becoming the Light Saw Man: @Old Tang, are you sweating buckets, bro?
Xiao Chu didn't have Nan: Lao Tang's jinx is never absent!
Glue-Applying Immortal: Now even the Bodhisattva Namo Gatling would have to offer Master Gao a cigarette!
Agul's ahoge: Lao Tang probably has to buy a ticket and flee the country overnight.
Xiao Chu didn't have Nan: Then Lao Tang is going to be a donut~
Thirty years of professional plaster removal experience: @OldTang, no lurking!
(Five minutes later)
Old Tang: Cough cough... Well, everyone calm down and listen to my excuse... no, listen to my explanation.
Aspiring to become the Light Saw Man: He's come back to life!
The US dollar has gone up, but look at my British pound, has it gone up? I want to see women's clothing~
Slaanesh's Chosen One: Poor group owner—that's why I want to see you in women's clothing~
Old Tang: Think about it carefully, Director Gu actually followed the core principle of "compassion".
Old Tang: Look at the first half, didn't Luna Mode not fight back? Wasn't she just dodging? Wasn't she still trying to negotiate peacefully?
Xiao Chunu doesn't have Nan: But that doesn't affect Master Gao's physics lessons~
Slaanesh's Chosen: Yeah, and then what? Negotiations break down, so you just cremate him physically, right?
Old Tang: That's a special case! The Baltan aliens were too stubborn; the Corona Mode was just to calm them down! Yes, it was a large dose of physical sedative! You see, after the attack, Gauss even restored its remains, didn't he? That shows that Gauss still has great compassion in his heart!
The group of Takamatsu Lanterns who loves to gurgle and coo from time to time: [Baltan Alien crying.jpg] I think this is the last resort~
Slaanesh's Chosen: This guy is scared to tears!
Xiao Chu didn't say to Nan: Brother Tang, you call this calming down? He was beaten so badly that his Dao heart was shattered, he even suspected he was born from outer space, and he committed suicide!
Agul's ahoge (cowlick): High EQ: Calm him down. Low EQ: Beat you until you're speechless and can only self-destruct.
Thirty years of professional dust removal: What the hell is a physical sedative! I'll smash your skull with one punch, then erect a monument for you, is that what you call compassion, right?
Bilibili user 114514: Lao Tang is still being stubborn!
Glue-Applying Immortal: Stop talking nonsense, Brother Tang, I've found the link for you. It has XXXL size, which will definitely fit your burly body. [Taobao link: Pink Lace Plus Size Women's Maid Outfit with Cat Ears]
Agul's ahoge: Abstract.
Slaanesh's Chosen: Wearing only a maid outfit isn't enough! What happened to washing your hair upside down?!
Old Tang: Holy crap! You guys are serious?! That outfit is absolutely awful! Couldn't you have gotten something a little more normal? Like a regular JK uniform or something...
Aspiring to become the Light Saw Man: You actually chose that path?
Slaanesh: You're a burly man who's over 1.8 meters tall and weighs 200 pounds, what are you wearing that's not an eyesore?
The US dollar has gone up, but look at the British pound – has it gone up yet? (Looking forward to it...)
Xiao Chunuo Nan: Then let's announce it online that you can't take a bet. I've even thought of a title: "Shocking! Famous Tokusatsu Group Leader Openly Breaks Bet, the Reason Behind It is Heartwarming..."
Old Tang: 6
Seeing the indignant group members, Lao Tang had no choice but to click the link, feeling utterly hopeless.
Old Tang: Fine, fine, I give up. The clown is actually me. I really can't figure out this old scoundrel Gu's tricks! I admit defeat!
(The group chat was flooded with "pop the champagne" and cheering emojis)
The chuckles of Takamatsu Akira: But seriously, putting aside the jokes about the old Tang Dynasty, the movie "The First Strike of the Sun and Moon" really exceeded my expectations.
Slaanesh's Chosen: Indeed, at first, seeing Luna Mode doing all that tai chi, I really thought Director Gu was going to do something like stream of consciousness, resolving issues through negotiation. But then Corona appeared, and that hard-hitting, real Hung Kung Fu, that visceral sense of impact, gave me a real climax.
A professional dust collector for 30 years: I can only say that the martial arts instructor invited for this episode of "Chasing the Light" is absolutely amazing. Moon Goddess's Tai Chi push hands are not just for show; her use of leverage and over-the-shoulder throws are incredibly fluid. There's no awkwardness of posing for the sake of posing; her center of gravity is very stable.
Xiao Chunu Nan: The action scenes in Corona are truly incredible. Putting aside some inhumane moves like "White Crane Spreads Wings," the martial arts choreography is really over the top!
Slaanesh's Chosen: Gaia's previous supreme form was wrestling combined with heavy cannons, Dyna's was street fighting, and Tiga's was all-around. This time, Cosmos's Corona uses the powerful style of traditional martial arts, with a horse stance punch and a bow stance elbow strike. The purity of this is simply too high!
Bilibili user 114514: Gauss: I didn't want to use force, but since you can't understand my reasoning, I also know a little about martial arts.
The US dollar has gone up, but look at my British pound, has it gone up too? That staff officer in the defense force perfectly fits my stereotypical image of high-ranking officials in sci-fi dramas; he's a classic example!
Xiao Chu didn't say to Nan: "Anyone who isn't human must be exterminated." In reality, if aliens really came, most high-ranking humans would probably react the same way. They're not of our kind, so their hearts must be different.
Thirty years of professional dust suppression: Yes, humanity is constantly at war with its own people, how could it easily accept alien refugees? The Baltans coming to Earth was a dead end from the very beginning.
Xiao Chu didn't have Nan: So Gauss's stance is very clear. He's not blindly favoring either side; he's upholding "order." If you don't cause trouble, I'll reason with you; if you dare to invade, I'll directly deal with the corona.
Xiao Chu didn't have Nan: But the design of Neo Baltan is really cool! Especially the second form, if Gauss wasn't so overpowered, it would definitely be a mid-game boss-level powerhouse!
Living like a disposable item: How can I make money off everyone if I don't do something decent? [doge emoji]
Bilibili user 114514: Brothers, the latest adjustment announcement for Chan is here!
Xiao Chu didn't have Nan: ? ? ?
Bilibili user 114514: This is the current cicada: attack power 0, skill: scream. It has been relegated to a bottom-tier hero.
Bilibili user 114514: So we slightly increased the cicada's stats!
Bilibili user 114514: This is the adjusted Cicada: its size and attack power have been slightly increased, its intelligence has been raised, and its two pairs of forelegs have been changed to pincers. Skills have been added: clone technique, gravity control, destructive light bullet emission, miniaturization, giantification, etc. Weakness has been added: Specium matter.
Bilibili user 114514: [New Baltan.jpg]
Xiao Chu has no Nan: 6
The US dollar has gone up, but look at my British pound, it's gone up by 6!
Slaanesh's Chosen: 6
Aspiring to be the Light Saw Man: I think you just want to eat eight parts of the Light Wheel!
Xiao Chu Mei Nan: By the way, @Lao Tang Express will probably arrive the day after tomorrow. I'll pick an auspicious day to wear it this weekend.
Slaanesh's Chosen: I'm going to post a preview on Bilibili right now, titled "Shocking! Famous Tokusatsu Group Owner Proves His Poisonous Prediction: Why Does He Wash His Hair Upside Down in Maid Outfit at Night?"
Agul's ahoge: Remember to turn on the HD camera, no special effects to cover your face!
Thirty years of professional anti-censorship experience: I want to watch high-definition, uncensored content!
Old Tang: ...I'm a respectable content creator, after all!
Dreaming of becoming the Sawman of Light: The moment you made that promise to wash your hair upside down, you lost all face, damn it. Give up the struggle and accept your judgment!
Bilibili user 114514: May Tai Chi be with you, Amen!
Glue-Applying Immortal: May the iron fist of the sun corona protect your cervical spine, and be careful not to strain your back when you do a handstand!
Old Tang: I freaking thank you all! After I finish washing my hair, I'll use my Corona Punch to travel through the internet and send you all to the afterlife!
[Group notification: Lao Tang has muted all members and sent a "tears of regret" emoji.]
[Group notification: Lao Tang has lifted the ban on all members from speaking.]
Old Tang: Forget it, brothers, see you this weekend... I'm tired, let's destroy it, let's get it over with.
Xiao Chunuo Nan: Hahahaha! I'm totally broken!
Thirty years of professional dust-making experience: Waiting for the effeminate version of "Prison Candy"!
Slaanesh's Chosen: Time to pop the champagne again!
At that time, Lao Tang's mouth twitched wildly as he looked at the screen full of mockery.
He lost.
They were utterly humiliated.
He originally thought he had figured out Gu Nan's creative formula.
I thought that after experiencing the brutal, industrial-level battle of "Gaia," Gu Nan would use a purely healing fairy tale that doesn't involve any violence to cleanse the audience's soul.
The results of it?
Gu Nan did indeed film a fairy tale.
But he filmed a hardcore fairy tale with "physical exorcism"...