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Changchun looked down at the comic book in his arms.
"The... the Admiral actually came so early..." Changchun murmured, "Usually... isn't the Admiral always very busy, only having time to come in the afternoon...?"
Changchun was confused for a while, but quickly realized that now was not the time to dwell on this issue.
Changchun shook his head vigorously, trying to clear his mind of all thoughts.
The most important thing right now is!
Why would this book end up in my living room?!
And, by sheer coincidence, the admiral discovered it!
Changchun lowered his head nervously and glanced at the comic book several times.
This comic book is an all-ages version of Yuru Kantai Collection, with no plot unsuitable for children. Logically, there shouldn't be any problem with this appearing in my living room.
However, my family doesn't only have this all-ages version of the comic book; we also have the non-all-ages version!
Still three sets.
Three sets in total!
Changchun leaned against the door, looking like he was about to cry.
"If the Admiral sees this book, will he assume I also have several other books that I can't show to others...? The thing is, I really do have them! If the Admiral asks me about it, how am I supposed to answer...?"
Changchun feels so wronged.
If you answer yes, the admiral might get angry.
But if he were to deceive the admiral himself, he couldn't bring himself to do something so disrespectful.
If you remain silent, it means you're tacitly acknowledging that you have it...
It’s over!
How did things turn out like this...? Didn't I organize all my comic books yesterday...?
Right, haven't I already organized all three sets of the Ship Girl manga?
Not a single one is missing?
Where did this book in my arms come from?
Changchun picked up the comic book and opened it to the first page, puzzled.
Then Changchun saw it.
On the first page of this comic book, the words "Fubuki" are written in a crooked and messy hand.
"So it was your book!" Changchun, clutching the comic book in his arms, pounded his legs on the floor in anger, and rolled around on the ground, suppressing his sobs.
Although only a portion of the ship girls have the non-all-ages version of the manga, almost every ship girl in the naval base has a copy of the all-ages version of Yuru Kantai Collection, including Fubuki.
It's highly likely that when Fubuki came to my house yesterday or the day before yesterday morning to play with the LingIXO stain, she accidentally left it in my living room.
"What a huge scapegoat!" Changchun was so angry he was almost in tears. "That bastard, Chuixue!"
He vented his anger a little.
Changchun took a deep breath.
Calm down, be calm.
Although I was unexpectedly tricked by Fubuki, all things considered, this development is a good one for me. All I need to do is compose myself, pretend it's my first time seeing it, take the comic book downstairs, and say to the Admiral, "Oh, this is Fubuki's comic book!"
Anyway, I'm going to Fubuki's house with the Admiral later, so I can just return this book to Fubuki then!
Anyway, Fubuki definitely doesn't have any non-age-friendly comic books, so even if the admiral asks Fubuki, it won't be a big problem!
That's right!
That's it!
The plan is flawless!
Upon thinking of this, Changchun stood up abruptly and nodded emphatically.
Then Changchun patted his face and tidied his expression in front of the indoor mirror for a while. Then he took off his clothes and changed into his usual sailor uniform.
Picking up Fubuki's comic book, Changchun stood in front of the door, took a deep breath, and let out a long sigh.
"it is good!"
Changchun pushed open the bedroom door, carrying the comic book, and walked all the way back to the living room.
"Admiral! Sorry to keep you waiting! I'm all set to go! Oh right, and I just glanced at that comic book. Was it Fubuki who left it at my house yesterday or the day before? Let's go return it to Fubuki together later... Eeeeeeeeeoo ...
Before Changchun could even finish her lines, she saw the scene in the living room and was instantly terrified, her face turning pale as she screamed.
In the living room...
The open refrigerator was blowing cool air out.
Under the refrigerator, a teapot lay scattered on the floor, which was covered in an unidentified tea-colored liquid. A sticker with the words "Oolong Tea" written on it, soaked in the liquid, floated back and forth in the liquid.
Little White also fell down next to the liquid.
She was still holding an empty teacup in her hand.
Changchun stared, mouth agape, at the scene before him.
Although the current development was beyond Changchun's expectations, seeing these scenes that resembled crime scenes, Changchun immediately understood what Xiaobai had gone through.
The teapot labeled "Oolong Tea".
Actually, it contains a mixture of vodka and whiskey, so strong that it can catch fire with just a flick of a lighter!
"Admiral! Admiral!" Changchun hurriedly dropped the comic book in his hand and ran to Xiaobai's side, quickly picking Xiaobai's body out of the brown liquid. "Admiral! Are you...are you alright!"
Xiao Bai didn't react, and her face was quite red. Her rosy cheeks were still dripping with alcohol from the large amount of oolong tea she had been drinking.
Regular oolong tea can be consumed freely.
However, oolong tea (which is flammable) should not be consumed casually!
That stuff can really kill an ordinary person if they don't have any drinking experience or ability!
Changchun turned pale with fright.
Although the admiral's body is different from ordinary people, possessing defensive capabilities comparable to ship girls, Changchun is unsure whether his admiral's resistance to alcohol is as strong as that of ship girls.
In case something happens to the admiral.
Changchun really didn't know what to do.
"Admiral, Admiral!" Changchun carried Xiaobai back to the sofa. "Admiral, are you alright? Admiral, open your eyes!"
"..." Xiaobai lay in Changchun's arms, her eyelashes trembling, and she opened her eyes a crack, "...Changchun?"
"Ah! That's great! Admiral, I'm so glad you're alright!" Changchun breathed a sigh of relief. She cupped Xiaobai's face in her hands, but her brows immediately furrowed. "Ah... Admiral's face is so hot... burning hot... Admiral, wait a minute, just a little while, I'll make you some vomit-inducing drink! You'll feel better once you throw up what's in your stomach!"
As Changchun spoke, he was about to put down Xiaobai and got up to run towards the kitchen.
But right now.
Xiao Bai, who had been placed on the sofa, suddenly reached out and grabbed Changchun's wrist with unusual strength.
Changchun, who was completely focused on helping Xiaobai sober up, had no idea that Xiaobai would pull his wrist so hard. As a result, Changchun, who had just stood up, stumbled and was forcefully pulled back onto the sofa by Xiaobai.
"Ah!"
Gurgling.
Clatter. Clatter.
Changchun was pulled back to the sofa by Xiaobai. Changchun sat down on Xiaobai's body, and the two of them fell off the sofa together, pushing the coffee table in front of the sofa to one side, and the fruit plate on the coffee table fell to the ground.
Xiaobai and Changchun rolled onto the cold floor.
With his eyes closed, Changchun felt a sudden dizziness, and then, for some reason, he was on the ground.
Changchun opened his eyes in a daze and looked up.
Xiao Bai, her face flushed, was riding on his back. Her golden eyes were as moist and deep as the ocean. Her cherry-like mouth was open, and hot breaths full of the smell of alcohol escaped from her red lips, tickling Changchun's face.
"Little...Chang...Chun..." Xiao Bai stretched his hands to both sides of Chang Chun's head, propped himself up on the floor, bent over, and smiled mysteriously and absentmindedly at Chang Chun on the ground.
"Admiral... I'm sorry, you just drank the wine I put in the refrigerator. That wine is dangerous. You, you haven't thrown up the wine in your stomach yet... Please let me..." Changchun tried to sit up, but the next second, Xiaobai's arms, which were stretched to Changchun's sides, suddenly grabbed Changchun's shoulders and forcefully pressed Changchun back to the ground.
"Oh dear!" Changchun exclaimed.
"Chang...Chun..." Xiaobai knelt down in front of Changchun, like a kitten feeling Changchun's full chest, "Hehe...Changchun..."
"Admiral??"
"I only drank oolong tea... and it's a very safe oolong tea..."
"Uh...that wasn't oolong tea...waaaah...yes, I'm sorry, I thought it would be fun, so I put that label on the teapot that contained strong liquor..." Changchun grabbed Xiaobai's shoulder, "So, Admiral, you..."
"That's it."
"That's right, so Admiral, you need to hurry..."
"I'm fine... After all, I have ship equipment too." Xiaobai smiled at Changchun on the ground, her face flushed. "I just feel a little hot in my head and skin."
"……what?"
"Speaking of which..." Xiaobai pressed her face against Changchun's, breathing into him, "It's Changchun's fault for labeling such a dangerous beverage as 'oolong tea'..."
"Ouch...I'm sorry..."
"So, naughty children need to be punished..."
"Punishment?" Changchun's eyes were full of confusion.
Xiao Bai didn't say anything, but gently hugged Chang Chun's slender waist and pressed her flushed face against Chang Chun's collarbone.
The skin in Changchun is smooth, cool, and extremely soft.
Xiao Bai's face was burning hot.
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It was even more stimulating than when Xiaobai rubbed against my chest earlier.
Changchun shuddered.
"Oh dear!" Changchun shuddered.
"Changchun is so cool and soft, it feels so good to touch." Xiaobai hugged Changchun's waist and whispered, "I want to touch Changchun more... How about it, Changchun, you're responsible for... cooling me down..."
"Huh?" Changchun shuddered, his eyes filled with astonishment.
as well as.
An undisguised surprise.
Chapter 1401 Honesty and Integrity
The pot of flammable oolong tea in the refrigerator in Changchun is, for the average person, an extremely strong liquor that could send them to the hospital if they're not careful.
Logically speaking, if a girl like Xiaobai, who doesn't usually drink, were to suddenly gulp down a glass, she would definitely be sent to the intensive care unit for several months.
Fortunately, Xiaobai is not an ordinary person.
One of the benefits of being equipped with ship equipment is that even if Xiaobai does not consciously activate the ship equipment, under the passive protection of the ship equipment in her body, no matter how strong the alcohol she drinks, her body will never be harmed by the alcohol.
but.
After all, Xiaobai did not activate the ship equipment beforehand when she was with Oolong Tea (flammable), so the ship equipment's protection for Xiaobai was not complete.
and so.
You should still get drunk if you want to.
In Changchun's living room, Xiaobai and Changchun were lying on the floor, one on top of the other.
The drunk Xiaobai was radiating intense heat, and he was curling up and rubbing against Changchun's body like a silkworm.
Changchun's figure is petite yet voluptuous, cool and comfortable to the touch, soft and boneless. For Xiaobai, who is drunk and feverish, Changchun's body is the perfect material to cool down.
"Changchun's skin is so cool...smooth and soft." Xiaobai murmured softly, pressing her face against Changchun's neck, murmuring as she rubbed against it.
Amidst their whispered words, Xiaobai's lips brushed against Changchun's neck, seemingly unintentionally.
"Hmm..." Changchun's body tensed up, and he subconsciously closed his eyes. With Xiaobai's movements, he couldn't help but hum a strange sound.
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