pertwk Chapter 287 Blind Boxes! SSR Cards! UR Cards!
Chapter 287 Blind Boxes! SSR Cards! UR Cards!
Yup!
Who is he now?
She's a god-level girl with a score of 1995!
She's the nation's sweetheart, making all the elderly people in China want to recognize her as a relative, and making all the male netizens want to get married to her!
In this world where looks matter, his personal alternate account is his biggest IP!
"Merchandise! I'm going to sell Jiang Baizhi merchandise!"
Jiang Bai's eyes shone like two 5,000-watt searchlights.
"Posters, autographed photos, customized photo tickets... these things cost almost nothing to produce; the price is entirely due to popularity!"
But he quickly calmed down.
"No, simply selling posters is too low-end."
"A poster sells for ten yuan, so selling a thousand posters would only bring in ten thousand yuan."
"Putting aside whether it can sell a thousand copies, most people will only buy one of these things; buying more is pointless."
"To become number one in the whole school, I have to get my die-hard fans willing to open their wallets with huge sums of money!"
"We need to find a different way to promote it..."
"Got it!!"
Jiang Bai smiled.
He thought of that god-level marketing tactic from his past life that had bankrupted countless people and made them unable to resist its allure:
Blind boxes!
"Only blind boxes can double the value of something and still make it incredibly sought after!"
Jiang Bai quickly refined the plan in his mind:
"I can customize a batch of 'Angelica Goddess Lucky Bags'! Each blind box will be priced at NT$50 or NT$100."
"Put at least one random poster or bookmark inside."
"But that's not important, the important thing is the hidden grand prize!"
Thinking of this, Jiang Bai not only stopped worrying, but also rubbed his hands together excitedly.
"I'm going to divide the posters and autographed photos into: Common Cards (R), Rare Cards (SR), Epic Cards (SSR), and the legendary 'Bai Zhi Autographed Collector's Edition' (UR)!"
"Collect a complete set of SSRs to exchange for a 'live photo opportunity' with Goddess Bai Zhi."
"As for the ultimate prize of collecting a complete set of UR items..."
Jiang Bai chuckled coldly:
"There's no rush yet."
"Because there's only one UR collector's item photo in the entire event!"
"If you want the grand prize, buy out all the blind boxes at this booth first!"
[Host, your current behavior is more despicable than the most ruthless planner. Are you sure you're holding a charity sale and not robbing a bank?]
"Tongzi, look, the most profitable business in the world isn't selling goods, it's selling—hope."
Jiang Bai spoke eloquently to the system in his mind, his tone exactly like that of a conman... no, an investor who had just retired from Wall Street.
"Think about it, it's reasonable for parents to come to watch their kids' competitions and casually buy a blind box as a gift for their child, right?"
"It's reasonable that Su Ze's sons would go bankrupt to buy all my SSR cards, right?"
"If they manage to collect the whole set of cards, I can give them hope of getting a chance to meet and take photos with the goddess!"
"This wouldn't happen under normal circumstances. See how kind I am!"
"Moreover, donating this group's money to children in mountainous areas would be an act of immense merit!"
Jiang Bai thought about it more and more and felt that the plan was perfect.
Thinking of that pile of silver... no, it's the money raised for children in mountainous areas.
Jiang Bai's sense of shame vanished instantly.
After the items for the charity sale were determined.
We got right to it; the materials were readily available.
Jiang Bai opened his phone and began searching online for stunning photos.
The first picture is naturally a still from the drama "Beauty's Rival in Palace" featuring Empress Zhang Yan.
That red robe, and the coldness and arrogance in her eyes, were a weapon that could charm people of all ages.
"This one is designated as an SSR, and its name is 'The Remnant Dream of the Han Palace'."
Jiang Bai muttered to himself as he skillfully saved the image and added tags.
The second picture is the costume fitting photo of Situ Jing from "The Mischievous Princess".
The heroine's dashing appearance when dressed as a man, combined with the quirky and playful nature of the crayfish, is sure to appeal to otaku who love the contrast between cuteness and innocence.
"This one is designated as an SR, and named 'Heroine of the Han Dynasty'."
The third picture is of him on the stage of "The Voice of China," where he shed a tear of divine tears for "I love you, China."
In the video, the stage lights are focused, highlighting the girl's stunning profile.
That profound sense of national and familial duty is enough to silence any doubts.
"This one will also be designated as an SSR, called 'Soul Voice'."
In the process of searching for photos, Jiang Bai classified many of them as ordinary photos.
Finally, Jiang Bai clicked into the post that was set up on the campus forum.
There is a photo in the post.
This was the day he had just transmigrated and was forced to wear a white dress to report for duty.
In the scene, the September sunlight shines on the main road of the campus, and a girl in a white dress, her face slightly flushed, smiles.
This photo is the origin of Jiang Baizhi's identity and the place where the rise of cross-dressing accounts began.
"This... is the legendary UR-rank hidden card, named 'First Encounter'."
Jiang Bai's lips curled up slightly, as if he could already see Su Ze and the others frantically trying to open the box but failing to get the card.
Tap your finger to save the image.
After exiting the post, just as Jiang Bai was about to close the campus forum, his gaze swept downwards, and he froze.
"Holy crap?!"
The forum's homepage was almost entirely dominated by a bright red "Explosive" character.
Hot Post 1:
[Brother-in-law Jiang Bai personally confirmed that his sister Jiang Baizhi will attend the school sports meet as a "family member"! Brothers, our spring has arrived!]
Hot Post 2:
[Breaking News! Insider information from the Arts Department: Jiang Baizhi has signed up for the 'School Sports Meet Fundraising Stage'! The goddess will be performing live! Everyone, are your wallets and kidneys ready?!]
The number of replies to the post is skyrocketing at a rate of dozens per second.
[Floor 1]: Brother-in-law! From today onwards, Jiang Bai is my real older brother! Holy crap, they really let Jiang Baizhi come to school!
[2nd Floor]: My goddess is going to perform? Oh my god, I need to ask my parents for some more pocket money right now. I'll do anything to win her smile!
[3rd Floor]: I heard that many celebrity seniors will be coming back that day, but I declare that in front of Goddess Bai Zhi, all celebrities are just background figures!
[4th Floor]: Am I the only one paying attention to that "fundraising" thing? If it's something the goddess is selling, I'll sell my blood to get it!
Jiang Bai stared at the barrage of comments flooding the screen, his forehead veins throbbing rapidly.
"Hu He!!"
He had barely left the lecture hall when the Minister of Arts and Literature leaked the news online!
This isn't advertising!
They're afraid the fire won't burn bright enough, so they're just pouring gasoline on the playground!
"But let's go even crazier! Buy up all my blind boxes! I want to be number one in donations!"