pertwk Chapter 191: Idiots Can Take Flight
Chapter 191: Idiots Can Take Flight
Peppers that can drive away the cold are treasures in the eyes of the orcs.
After Anna Aoki and the others ate hot pot full of chili peppers, they made a rare request to Li Fan, wanting a lot of chili peppers.
This is why Li Fan planted peppers in the second batch of magical crops.
Now, Anna and the others looked at the large number of peppers in front of them, and they all lost their composure.
The two old fellows, Aoki and Baiqi, just grabbed the chili pepper like idiots and let it go.
The girl Xiaoqing plunged into the pile of peppers excitedly.
When Li Fan wanted to stop it, it was too late.
The results speak for themselves.
Soon, Xiaoqing understood that chili is not only hot on the mouth, but also on other parts of the body.
At this time, there was a scream like killing a pig.
"Bad guy... woo woo... I'm going to die... woo woo... help me... I'll never touch chili again..."
Li Fan looked at Xiao Qing, who was wailing in front of him, and lost his temper.
Hastily exchanged a large bottle of alcohol from the system mall, and asked Aoki to use the alcohol to wipe Xiaoqing's hot spots.
Fortunately, Li Fan pulled Xiaoqing out of the chili pile in time, so the girl didn't get too much chili.
Otherwise, this girl might be left in a shadow for the rest of her life.
By the way, when Li Fan exchanged alcohol, Duozina and Gu Li swallowed their saliva frantically.
Despite Li Fan's repeated warnings, alcohol can't be drunk, it will kill people.
As they nodded, their eyes were still inseparable from the alcohol in Aoki's hand.
Li Fan has no doubt that these dwarves have the 'courage' to die generously for the sake of 'good wine'.
Therefore, I can only tell Aoki many times that the dwarves must not be allowed to get these alcohols.
...
After that, Li Fan started to process the food from this harvest.
Potatoes and sweet potatoes are best kept in the cellar.
Corn is dried and preserved.
Same goes for chili.
After drying, only 3000 catties of 10000 catties of peppers are left.
This amount of chili is not too much for the entire territory.
However, 10 acres of pepper fields can be picked for half a year.
According to picking twice a month, when all the 10 acres of peppers are harvested, Li Fan can finally get 18,000 kilograms of dried peppers.
It is completely enough for their own territory to use.
...
"System, sign in."
[Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully signing in and obtaining 700 bond points. 】
Following the system prompt, Li Fan glanced at the system panel.
Today, his bond value finally exceeded 10,000 points, reaching 10,650 points.
Li Fan immediately began to lead the people's mall and exchanged [Section 1 Alien Growth Gymnastics].
In the next moment, there was an extra book in the system space - a small picture book.
The corners of Li Fan's eyes twitched and he took out the small picture book. If it wasn't for the big [Section 1 Gymnastics of Alien Growth] 9 big characters on the cover, he would have suspected that it was a picture book not suitable for children bought from a certain street stall.
Li Fan hesitantly flipped through the album, which contained some pictures of villains as expected.
Of course, it's not the kind of villain who doesn't wear clothes and does shameful things.
It's a small person in all sorts of different poses.
Li Fan frowned watching the villain's posture, because these postures are really weird.
For example, running like a gorilla, swinging like a snake, jumping like a rabbit, pawing like a dog...
None of them are normal.
Interestingly, there is even a cassette attached to the album.
It's still the kind of cassette that is only used in old-fashioned tape recorders.
Li Fan looked at the cassette in his hand with a strange expression, hesitated for a long time, and finally exchanged it for an old-fashioned tape recorder in the system store.
As the cassette was put in, there was a "click", and Li Fan pressed the play button.
"Zizi... Section 1 Gymnastics for the Growth of Alien Races—Idiots can also take off."
"Get ready to start, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight."
"Two two three four..."
"What the hell name is this?" Li Fan cursed, and his body moved instinctively. The melody that seemed to be engraved in his DNA was so magical.
"Fuck"
Li Fan couldn't help swearing, he didn't expect that it was really this kind of gymnastics.
Can this thing really increase his attribute points?
Although Li Fan was very skeptical, he finally couldn't help following the melody of the tape recorder, learning the movements in the picture book, and began to do this so-called [Part 1 Gymnastics for Alien Growth].
Later, in the room of the castle, you can see Li Fan turning into a gorilla beating his chest for a while, turning into a snake swinging his body for a while, turning into a rabbit bouncing around for a while, and turning into a dog for a while...
With a strong sense of shame, Li Fan has completely learned this set of gymnastics in less than ten minutes.
And then, it turns out... nothing changed.
"It shouldn't be. Although the system is a dog system, the products produced have always been high-quality products. Could it be that I haven't done enough, or it's not up to standard."
Seeing this, Li Fan did it a few more times in disbelief.
When Li Fan failed on the third attempt.
"Hahaha……"
There was a sudden burst of laughter from the door of the room, and then Xiaoqing rolled in convulsively while pressing her stomach and laughing.
It was only then that Li Fan discovered that the three girls Xiaoqing, Xiaobai, and Dina had been hiding behind the door and peeking at him for some time, probably because they saw his "ghost animal" movements when he was doing gymnastics, so they couldn't help laughing There was a sound.
The proof is that besides Xiaoqing who was twitching from laughing, Xiaobai and Dina also covered their mouths, for fear of laughing out loud, but their little faces had already turned red from holding back.
Seeing this, Li Fan was immediately a little annoyed, of course he was annoyed because of shame.
Thinking that all his actions just now fell into the eyes of these three girls, Li Fan knew that he had succeeded in socializing to death.
Immediately, Li Fan walked up to the three girls and asked viciously, "Why are you here?"
Dina hastily suppressed her smile, "We heard strange noises, so we came here to take a look."
Speaking of which, Dina innocently blinked her big eyes.
Only then did Li Fan realize that the sound of the tape recorder was a bit loud, and everyone in the castle probably heard it.
Sure enough, after a while, Ying, Anna, Dozina, Alicia, and Huiyu all heard the voice and came to find them.
The girls were immediately attracted by the presence of the tape recorder.
"Why can this strange thing make a sound?"
Facing the questions from the girls, Li Fan could only make up a reason saying that this is a phonograph modified from photostones.
The girls didn't understand the principle. After Li Fan's explanation, they played with the tape recorder for a long time with great interest.
After the girls' interest in the tape recorder passed, Li Fan just took this opportunity to introduce this [Section 1 Interracial Growth Gymnastics] to them.
"What? Increase basic attribute points? Impossible, absolutely impossible."
Dozina immediately retorted.
No wonder she had such a big reaction, it was really incredible.
Anyone who lives in the Magic Continent knows how difficult it is to increase the basic attribute points.
But now, Li Fan actually told them that as long as they follow this strange little picture book and do some strange movements, they can increase their basic attribute points.
Anyone who listens to this will find it ridiculous.