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"That's...that's my little cabin, hahaha..."
He ran quickly to the door of his little wooden house.
"My loyal little wooden door, I...I miss you so much, so much..."
Bald Qiang choked back tears, tightly hugging the piece of wood by the door.
But the next second, the already rotten piece of wood snapped and fell to the ground.
He stood there, scratching his head awkwardly: "Looks like this wooden door really needs some repairs."
He walked through the doorway, which had long since lost its door, and into the courtyard.
"My little courtyard still feels so familiar and comforting."
"And my car. It's been so long since I drove it, it's covered in such a thick layer of dust. It's okay, in a bit, I'll give it a good wipe down."
"This...this..."
He noticed the chainsaw he recognized, which was lying on the car.
He excitedly picked up the chainsaw and waved it up and down in the air: "My precious chainsaw, which has accompanied me all over the forests, north and south, I've missed you so much!"
He hugged the cold saw and kissed it fiercely several times.
Then he turned and ran into the little wooden house.
Looking at the familiar yet dilapidated surroundings, tears welled up in his eyes.
"Ah, home is still the best. Everything is still the same, nothing has changed."
The world of My Youth Romantic Comedy Is Wrong As Expected
"Wow……"
"Although the whole process looked messy and full of all sorts of strange accidents."
"But Mr. Bald and Xiong Da and Xiong Er, they... they eventually returned to that forest safely."
"Great."
Yui Yuigahama looked at the bald Qiang on the sky, who was hugging his chainsaw and had tears in his eyes, and showed an expression full of relief and joy.
"But……"
"Something feels off."
"I remember very clearly, wasn't Mr. Bald Qiang forced to flee from that forest in a sorry state because he owed that new villainous investor a huge sum of fifty million?"
She wore an expression that showed both joy at their reunion and a slight bewilderment at the unfolding events.
"...Yes, Yuihama-san."
"It's not just 'a little strange'."
"This doesn't make any sense from the most basic logic."
Yukino Yukinoshita wore an expression full of rationality, one that conveyed a genuine incomprehension of this plot that completely defied basic economic and legal common sense.
"According to the most basic legal common sense in our world."
"When a person has incurred such a huge debt that he is completely unable to repay."
"Then all his valuable assets should be subject to compulsory liquidation and auction by creditors through the most formal and legal channels to compensate for the huge losses suffered by his company."
"The Dodge Ram pickup truck that Bald Qiang owns is clearly marked on the skylight, and its market value is as high as 720,000 yuan."
0.3 "This money, however, is not enough to completely pay off the huge debt of fifty million."
"But at least it can make up for a considerable portion of the losses."
"That investor, who seems to be all about profit, has no reason to turn down this expensive car that's so readily available."
"And so it was left to sit quietly in that dilapidated little wooden house for two whole years."
"what……"
“Your thinking has been led astray once again.”
"You are still using the logic of 'ordinary people' in our world to think about what happens in that world full of gods fighting."
Hachiman Hikigaya wore a deadpan expression, full of mockery, as if he had already seen through the deeper logic behind this seemingly illogical story—the true logic composed of 'power' and 'money'.
"Have you all forgotten who's really behind Bald Qiang?"
"Standing there is the real 'Chief Superintendent' who can easily 'settle' even the heinous crimes of nearly two hundred years and the final death sentence."
"Standing there is that mysterious 'Boss Li,' who can casually throw out billions of dollars, a sum we wouldn't even dare to dream of."
"You think that with these two great gods, comparable to deities, protecting you from behind?"
"That little so-called 'investor,' would he dare to touch a single hair on Bald Qiang's head?"
"Let alone towing away his pickup truck, which is worth more than 700,000 yuan."
"I reckon he wouldn't even dare to send someone to that forest to take a second look."
"That so-called 50 million in breach of contract penalty was probably already thoroughly 'negotiated' away by the Chief Superintendent of Police, or that Boss Li, in some 'well-intentioned' and 'friendly' way that we don't know about."
In episode 74, Bald Qiang caused Boss Li to go to jail for two years. After Boss Li was released, he even made him work for him. It was truly touching.
...
The world of Grand Blue
"Wait a moment."
"Something seems off about how this plot is developing."
Kohei Imamura looked at the sky with a puzzled expression.
"Wasn't that guy called Bald Qiang forced to flee that forest in a sorry state because he owed that new, wicked investor a huge sum of fifty million?"
"Fifty million!"
"That's not a small amount of money."
"How could he return home so safely and unharmed?"
"That scoundrel investor, he just let him go so easily?"
"This is completely inconsistent with the basic character settings of a villain."
"what?"
"Kouhei, you really can't think straight at all."
Kitahara Iori, standing to the side, wore a disdainful expression that seemed to say, "You're such a hopeless idiot."
"Isn't it obvious?"
"That Bald Qiang himself is so poor that even his jingle is almost out of tune. He definitely can't pay back that money."
"Then who else has the ability and the financial resources to help him repay this enormous debt that could crush anyone?"
"Of course, he's that great boss who can casually throw out billions, like a god descending to earth."
"Mr. Li."
"Yes."
"It must be that Boss Li."
"I bet he found that damn investor all by himself after Bald Qiang ran away."
"Then, with a 'bang,' they slammed a whole box full of 50 million yuan in cash into his face."
A muscular senior student wore an expression filled with pride and emotion.
"So handsome."
"This is the true friendship between us men, the kind that needs no words."
"Yes."
"He curses more fiercely than anyone else."
"But behind the scenes, she quietly took care of everything for him."
"First, they gave me armor worth 500 million, then 07 gave me pills worth 1 billion, and now they've even helped me pay off that huge sum of 50 million..."
Kitahara Iori also raised her glass high, filled with clear "water of life."
"This Boss Li is really too good to Bald Qiang."
"So good, I'm even thinking of quitting my damn university and going to be his son."
"cheers."
"For this, the best and most loyal boss in the world."
He revealed an expression filled with extreme envy and admiration.
Bald Qiang has returned to the forest.
[He cleaned and repaired his previously dilapidated home.]
Then, he lay comfortably on his bed and fell into a deep sleep.
【the next day……】
"Is anyone there? Your package is here."
A deliveryman's voice came from outside the window.
“It’s so noisy.”
Bald Qiang, who was sleeping soundly, impatiently picked up his pillow and covered his ears.
【"Bang."】
Seeing that no one responded, the deliveryman simply smashed the window of the house with the package he was carrying.
"Who is it? How can they just smash other people's windows like that?"
[Baldy Qiang was so angry that he jumped out of bed.]
He turned his head and looked.
I just noticed the package lying on my bed.
"I don't know what it is either. Let's open it and see."
Out of curiosity, he opened the package.
Then he discovered that inside was a brand new, red telephone.
【"Telephone?"】
Bald Qiang was slightly taken aback.
"Ring ring..."
The red phone suddenly rang.
Bald Qiang, looking impatient, picked up the phone and said, "Hello? Who is it?"
[On the other end of the phone, Mr. Li's furious roar immediately came through: "Bald Qiang!"]
Bald Qiang retorted, "Who is it, shouting so loudly?"
Mr. Li said even more angrily, "You idiot, can't you even recognize my voice?"
"Mr. Li... Mr. Li?"
[Bald Qiang was taken aback for a moment, then immediately put on a humble, ingratiating smile and said, "Oh, it's Boss Li! It's been so long, I haven't heard from you."]
The world of Under One Person
"...something's wrong."
"This timeline doesn't match up."
Zhang Chulan looked at the sky, revealing an expression that was both excited and incredibly confused, as if he knew there was a lot more to this than met the eye.
"Didn't we all clearly see before that Bald Qiang was forced to flee from that forest in a sorry state because he owed that new investor a huge sum of fifty million?"